Red vs. Blue Quote
Sarge: Simmons, Donut, you two stay here. Grif's going to continue to help look for Andy.
Grif: Fine. (sigh) I hate my job.
Donut: Look, there's my room! And the locker room! And there's the showers! Man, so many good memories.
Simmons: I hope this thing isn't connected to the Internet.
Sarge: Ah... The Blues must have set this up! Crafty devils! Spying on us all along. What's all that?
Simmons: Looks like the blue base!
Sarge: Why would the Blues spy on themselves?
Simmons: Maybe the Blues didn't set this up. Someone else might have.
Sarge: Or maybe the Blues are so incredibly arrogant, they just want to see themselves on TV. Or I bet they have those stupid liberal legal time laws. Blue commie bastards.
Simmons: What if all this technology is just left over from an ancient civilization that was way more advanced than us?
Donut: Wait a minute. How could an ANCIENT civilization be MORE advanced? If they were so advanced, where did they go?
Simmons: They could have mysteriosly disappeared! Only leaving behind a legacy of enigmatic technology...
Donut: (turning to Simmons) That's gay!
Simmons: Let's finish this fight later.
Sarge: Look! What's that?
Simmons: (surprised) That looks like Sister's armour!
Donut: Oh no! What happened to her?
Sarge: Clearly she's been disintegrated!
Donut: Why would they do that?
Simmons: We can't tell Grif! He`s going to be devastated!
Grif: (bored) Tell me what?
Sarge: Tell you that your Sister's been vaporised by the Blues.
Grif: (shocked) What!?
Simmons: Sarge!!
Sarge: (laughing)
Grif: Fine. (sigh) I hate my job.
Donut: Look, there's my room! And the locker room! And there's the showers! Man, so many good memories.
Simmons: I hope this thing isn't connected to the Internet.
Sarge: Ah... The Blues must have set this up! Crafty devils! Spying on us all along. What's all that?
Simmons: Looks like the blue base!
Sarge: Why would the Blues spy on themselves?
Simmons: Maybe the Blues didn't set this up. Someone else might have.
Sarge: Or maybe the Blues are so incredibly arrogant, they just want to see themselves on TV. Or I bet they have those stupid liberal legal time laws. Blue commie bastards.
Simmons: What if all this technology is just left over from an ancient civilization that was way more advanced than us?
Donut: Wait a minute. How could an ANCIENT civilization be MORE advanced? If they were so advanced, where did they go?
Simmons: They could have mysteriosly disappeared! Only leaving behind a legacy of enigmatic technology...
Donut: (turning to Simmons) That's gay!
Simmons: Let's finish this fight later.
Sarge: Look! What's that?
Simmons: (surprised) That looks like Sister's armour!
Donut: Oh no! What happened to her?
Sarge: Clearly she's been disintegrated!
Donut: Why would they do that?
Simmons: We can't tell Grif! He`s going to be devastated!
Grif: (bored) Tell me what?
Sarge: Tell you that your Sister's been vaporised by the Blues.
Grif: (shocked) What!?
Simmons: Sarge!!
Sarge: (laughing)
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
