Red vs. Blue Quote
[Tex is approaching the Red base while Church and Tucker look on from a cliff.]
Church: (through the sniper scope) I don't see anything at all. It's like they're all hiding or somethin'.
Tucker: Uh, what do you see?
Church: (annoyed) I just said I don't see anything, I just said that.
Tucker: (whiny) Man, I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!
Church: Oh, yeah, boo hoo. All you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
Church: Can I use the sword?
Tucker: Oh, hell yes!
Church: Fine, here.
Tucker: Oh kickass! [They swap weapons.] Heh heh! Okay no, wait, how do I zoom? I'm zoomed!
Church: Hey Tucker, the sword doesn't even work. What a fuckin' gyp.
Tucker: Now how do I--wait what is this thing?
Church: Okay, whatever dude, just don't-
[Tucker shoots Tex in the ass]
Tex: OW!
Church: What the fuck, did you just fire that thing?
Tucker: Oops! That was an accident.
Church: We're supposed to be sneaking up on them, dumbass! [Tucker sees Tex approaching them through the scope.] They're gonna hear us, gimme it back!
Tucker: Um, yeah, okay take it back.
[They swap weapons again.]
Church: I knew there was a reason I didn't let you use this thing all these years. Hey, Tex, what're you doing back?
[Tex punches Church in the face.]
Church: OW! What the fuck did I do!?
Tex: Asshole!
Tucker: I told him to be careful with that thing. He's just not very good with it.
Church: (through the sniper scope) I don't see anything at all. It's like they're all hiding or somethin'.
Tucker: Uh, what do you see?
Church: (annoyed) I just said I don't see anything, I just said that.
Tucker: (whiny) Man, I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!
Church: Oh, yeah, boo hoo. All you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.
Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
Church: Can I use the sword?
Tucker: Oh, hell yes!
Church: Fine, here.
Tucker: Oh kickass! [They swap weapons.] Heh heh! Okay no, wait, how do I zoom? I'm zoomed!
Church: Hey Tucker, the sword doesn't even work. What a fuckin' gyp.
Tucker: Now how do I--wait what is this thing?
Church: Okay, whatever dude, just don't-
[Tucker shoots Tex in the ass]
Tex: OW!
Church: What the fuck, did you just fire that thing?
Tucker: Oops! That was an accident.
Church: We're supposed to be sneaking up on them, dumbass! [Tucker sees Tex approaching them through the scope.] They're gonna hear us, gimme it back!
Tucker: Um, yeah, okay take it back.
[They swap weapons again.]
Church: I knew there was a reason I didn't let you use this thing all these years. Hey, Tex, what're you doing back?
[Tex punches Church in the face.]
Church: OW! What the fuck did I do!?
Tex: Asshole!
Tucker: I told him to be careful with that thing. He's just not very good with it.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
