Red vs. Blue Quote

Sarge: Jolly good day, Mr. Caboose. We be having a prisoner for you, we do.
Church: I thought you had a pirate accent?
Sarge: Argh, I'm not very consistant. Yarg!
Caboose: Hello Church, you must be very happy to see me.
Church: Yeah, of course. I'm so happy I wanna fuckin puke.
Yellow Church: Hey what's up,
Church: Hey who the fuck are you? Sister?
Yello Church: Yes I'm Sister, Church's twin brother. I crashed here on a spaceship from the moon. And now I live with Caboose and the people from the tail end of the spaceship live on the other side of the island.
Church: What the fuck? That's wrong in like eight different ways.
Yellow Church: Yeah, I know...Tell me about it.
Church: Caboose, seriously, do you pay attention to anything that happens?
Caboose: New Church is my new best friend now.
Yellow Church: I'd argue with that too, but...What's the point.

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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