Red vs. Blue Quote
Grif: (Church and Tucker had just killed Sarge) Okay, hey. We killed one of your guys, and you killed one of ours. That makes us even.
Simmons: Actually, we killed Tex and Junior, and they killed Sarge. So technically, that means we killed two people and they only killed one. (Church kills him with the sniper rifle) Son of a bitch!
Grif: Okay! Now we're even! Seriously! (Blues point guns at Grif and Donut; Grif lobs a grenade, everyone scatters, Donut gets in the ghost) Every man for himself!
Church: Caboose! Get in that tank and give us cover fire.
Caboose: Okay!
Church: And don't shoot me this time!
Caboose: Okay (immediately shoots Church)
Church: Son of a bitch!
Caboose: Wait, what was that first part again?(Grif begins to destroy Caboose's tank) Abandon ship! Running, running, running! (tank blows up)
Tucker: Don't worry Sister, I'll protect you.
Sarge: Aha! Got you, blues!
Tucker: Sarge, I thought you were dead!
Sarge: I was dead, Doc revived me!
Doc: That's right! And if anyone else needs medical attention, I would be more than happy to hel- (Sarge kills him) Son of a bitch!
Sarge: Oh, I'm sorry! Doc will be unable to assist anyone else. (Sister kills him) Ah, son of a bitch again. Medic!
Tucker: Well Sister, this looks like it. I don't think we're gonna make it, the reds are on the attack, and now Doc is dead and can't help us.
Doc: (dying) Actually, I'm not dead! if you could just hand me my first-aid kit- (Tucker shoots him) Oh, son of a bitch!
Tucker: And now that Doc is actually dead, I don't think we're gonna make it. I don't wanna die a virgin!
Sister: Ooh! Yeah!
Tucker: Wouldn't yo
Simmons: Actually, we killed Tex and Junior, and they killed Sarge. So technically, that means we killed two people and they only killed one. (Church kills him with the sniper rifle) Son of a bitch!
Grif: Okay! Now we're even! Seriously! (Blues point guns at Grif and Donut; Grif lobs a grenade, everyone scatters, Donut gets in the ghost) Every man for himself!
Church: Caboose! Get in that tank and give us cover fire.
Caboose: Okay!
Church: And don't shoot me this time!
Caboose: Okay (immediately shoots Church)
Church: Son of a bitch!
Caboose: Wait, what was that first part again?(Grif begins to destroy Caboose's tank) Abandon ship! Running, running, running! (tank blows up)
Tucker: Don't worry Sister, I'll protect you.
Sarge: Aha! Got you, blues!
Tucker: Sarge, I thought you were dead!
Sarge: I was dead, Doc revived me!
Doc: That's right! And if anyone else needs medical attention, I would be more than happy to hel- (Sarge kills him) Son of a bitch!
Sarge: Oh, I'm sorry! Doc will be unable to assist anyone else. (Sister kills him) Ah, son of a bitch again. Medic!
Tucker: Well Sister, this looks like it. I don't think we're gonna make it, the reds are on the attack, and now Doc is dead and can't help us.
Doc: (dying) Actually, I'm not dead! if you could just hand me my first-aid kit- (Tucker shoots him) Oh, son of a bitch!
Tucker: And now that Doc is actually dead, I don't think we're gonna make it. I don't wanna die a virgin!
Sister: Ooh! Yeah!
Tucker: Wouldn't yo
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
