Red vs. Blue Quote
Tucker: Hey Church, I'm still trying to figure out what to get Caboose.
Church: Christmas is in seven hours moron.
Tucker: I know. If you wait until last minute you get all the good deals.
Church: Ah just get everybody the same thing, that's what I did.
Tucker: Let me guess, everyone gets a lump of coal.
Church: Fuck no! Do you know how much coal cost, it's like $5 a ton. I'm not spending that much on you losers! (short pause) You're all getting a lump of smoal.
Tucker: What's smoal?
Church: It's a knockoff synthetic coal, it smokes but it doesn't catch heat.
Tucker: How does something smoke without heat?
Church: How the fuck should I know? Ask the fine makers of smoal.
Church: Christmas is in seven hours moron.
Tucker: I know. If you wait until last minute you get all the good deals.
Church: Ah just get everybody the same thing, that's what I did.
Tucker: Let me guess, everyone gets a lump of coal.
Church: Fuck no! Do you know how much coal cost, it's like $5 a ton. I'm not spending that much on you losers! (short pause) You're all getting a lump of smoal.
Tucker: What's smoal?
Church: It's a knockoff synthetic coal, it smokes but it doesn't catch heat.
Tucker: How does something smoke without heat?
Church: How the fuck should I know? Ask the fine makers of smoal.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
