Reno 911! - Miami Quotes
[Dangle has made Jones help him move, and it turns out his house is only 50 feet away]
Lt. Jim Dangle: Here we are, casa de Dangle!
Deputy S. Jones: [pause] What the ****?
Lt. Jim Dangle: What do you mean, what the ****?
Deputy S. Jones: Dangle, we only moved, like, 45 feet! You could have done all of this **** yourself!
Lt. Jim Dangle: I'm sure it's more like 100 feet.
Lt. Jim Dangle: Here we are, casa de Dangle!
Deputy S. Jones: [pause] What the ****?
Lt. Jim Dangle: What do you mean, what the ****?
Deputy S. Jones: Dangle, we only moved, like, 45 feet! You could have done all of this **** yourself!
Lt. Jim Dangle: I'm sure it's more like 100 feet.
Movie: Reno 911! - Miami
Deputy Travis Junior: If a terrorist wanted to commit a crime in Reno, well, he's never been to Reno.
Movie: Reno 911! - Miami
Lt. Jim Dangle: [Die hard Kenny Rogers fans Garcia and Wiegel are assigned to protect Rogers] If I gave a **** about Kenny Rogers, I would take those two off this assignment.
Movie: Reno 911! - Miami
[Dangle and Junior are in charge of finding the lieutenant governor's missing brother]
Lt. Jim Dangle: Do I think we'll get fired if we don't find Ray Mendoza? Us two, specifically? [thinks for a long time]
Lt. Jim Dangle: Yeah, probably.
Lt. Jim Dangle: Do I think we'll get fired if we don't find Ray Mendoza? Us two, specifically? [thinks for a long time]
Lt. Jim Dangle: Yeah, probably.
Movie: Reno 911! - Miami
[Garcia locked himself in a morgue freezer on a bet]
Agent Cowen: Hey, get out of that freezer, sir. That's for dead people, not living idiots.
Agent Cowen: Hey, get out of that freezer, sir. That's for dead people, not living idiots.
Movie: Reno 911! - Miami
[the cops are in a doctor's office in their underwear]
Doctor: Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all sitting here in your underwear.
Deputy S. Jones: Dangle was in his underwear when we all got here.
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Dangle?
Lt. Jim Dangle: I don't feel the need to explain myself.
Doctor: Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all sitting here in your underwear.
Deputy S. Jones: Dangle was in his underwear when we all got here.
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Dangle?
Lt. Jim Dangle: I don't feel the need to explain myself.
Movie: Reno 911! - Miami