Rescue Me Quote

Maggie: What's going on with the getting me all excited front?
Sean: Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. How 'bout we like go back to your apartment and I get you excited in another way, in a way that doesn't involve me getting punched in the kidneys. [a big guy walks by them]
Maggie: Did you hear that? That guy just called me a whore.
Sean: Uh, no I missed that.
Maggie: You just called me a whore didn't you, asshole?
Guy: [turns around] Excuse me?
Sean: Oh, it was me, sometimes I just do that I--
Guy: You got a problem, asshole?
Sean: God, with you, come on. No, what're you crazy? [looks towards a smaller guy] No this guy--did he?
Maggie: No definitely him, [points to the big guy, then the little guy] not him.
Sean: No, you're wrong. It was this guy. [to the smaller guy] Did you just call my lady friend a whore?
Little Guy: Get away from me.
Sean: Y'know what I think he did. What're you a tough guy? [he sprays Sean with mace, who falls to the ground]
Little guy: Whose the tough guy now?! [rides off on his bike]
Maggie: Jesus, Sean, this is so embarrassing. You need to grow up. It's like you've never been sprayed in the eyes with mace before.

TV Show: Rescue Me

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