Rescue Me Quote
Sean: For your information Chris was just here. He told me everything.
Mike: Chris was just here?
Sean: That's right, I mean we're such good friends, I mean when were you gonna tell me about it?
Mike: Never.
Sean: Asshole.
Mike: I was confused.
Sean: Alright, well, now I'm confused too. Why didn't you just talk to me, maybe I'd have gone the same way.
Mike: Get outta here.
Sean: Yeah, bro. I like to keep it fresh. I like to try new things. Try new positions, switch hit. How could you go behind our backs and do this?
Mike: Sean you gotta know the truth. It-- it was just Chris.
Sean: Oh, don't pin this on him.
Mike: But it was him. He gave me like a half a dozen blow jobs, and it was always him goin' down on me. I never kissed him or slept with him, it was just the blow jobs I swear.
[Sean looks shocked and backs away]
Sean: Okay, what're we talkin' about here?
Mike: What Chris told you.
Sean: All Chris told me was about this transfer order-- Holy shit!
Mike: Sean, please just don't tell anybody.
[Lou walks in]
Sean: Mike's gay!
Lou: Oh, hell I knew that.
Mike: Chris talked to you too?
Lou: Who's Chris?
Sean: Chris is his lover man-- guy.
Mike: I can explain, Lou. Just please don't let anybody else know.
[Franco walks in]
Franco: Know what?
Lou: Mike's gay.
Franco: Yeah tell me something I don't know. [looks up from his book] Oh, you mean gay, gay.
Mike: Chris was just here?
Sean: That's right, I mean we're such good friends, I mean when were you gonna tell me about it?
Mike: Never.
Sean: Asshole.
Mike: I was confused.
Sean: Alright, well, now I'm confused too. Why didn't you just talk to me, maybe I'd have gone the same way.
Mike: Get outta here.
Sean: Yeah, bro. I like to keep it fresh. I like to try new things. Try new positions, switch hit. How could you go behind our backs and do this?
Mike: Sean you gotta know the truth. It-- it was just Chris.
Sean: Oh, don't pin this on him.
Mike: But it was him. He gave me like a half a dozen blow jobs, and it was always him goin' down on me. I never kissed him or slept with him, it was just the blow jobs I swear.
[Sean looks shocked and backs away]
Sean: Okay, what're we talkin' about here?
Mike: What Chris told you.
Sean: All Chris told me was about this transfer order-- Holy shit!
Mike: Sean, please just don't tell anybody.
[Lou walks in]
Sean: Mike's gay!
Lou: Oh, hell I knew that.
Mike: Chris talked to you too?
Lou: Who's Chris?
Sean: Chris is his lover man-- guy.
Mike: I can explain, Lou. Just please don't let anybody else know.
[Franco walks in]
Franco: Know what?
Lou: Mike's gay.
Franco: Yeah tell me something I don't know. [looks up from his book] Oh, you mean gay, gay.
TV Show: Rescue Me