Richard Jeni - A Big Steaming Pile of Me Quotes
Richard Jeni: Attention eyeballs: This is the brain. Mayday, mayday, mayday. We have two giant bazooms closing from the south. Do not engage, repeat: Do not engage. She's drinking red wine, and there's PMS. We are at DEFCON 3. I say again: two bouncing honkers are closing. Chest size: three-niner. Cup size: David, David, [reads report]
Richard Jeni: David. Do not engage those tits.
Richard Jeni: David. Do not engage those tits.
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