Robot Chicken Quotes
Daphne: [She falls backwards from the cabin into a little outdoor layer] That must be Jason's dead mother. This explains everything.
Fred: [He falls on Daphne] That must be Jason's dead mother. This explains everything.
Daphne: Fred, you're an asshole! And that ascot makes you look gay.
Fred: [He falls on Daphne] That must be Jason's dead mother. This explains everything.
Daphne: Fred, you're an asshole! And that ascot makes you look gay.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt: Okay! So the only thigns we have to fear are spiders, snakes, WEREWOLVES, sharks, dying alone, zombies, clowns, heights, big dogs, robots with human brains, Johnson's wife, AND fear itself!
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Gohan: I'll get this one, Dad! [attacks the Nutcracker with the Nimbus cloud]
Nutcracker: You're not so tough!
Nutcracker: Testicle attack number 49! [Punches Gohan in the crotch]
Gohan: Ow! My dragon balls!
Nutcracker: You're not so tough!
Nutcracker: Testicle attack number 49! [Punches Gohan in the crotch]
Gohan: Ow! My dragon balls!
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Pat Morita: You can't enter that tournament without the proper skills, Fat One.
Joey Fatone: ...And will you train me, Mr. Miyagi?
Pat Morita: First of all, I'm Pat-effin'-Morita, ya nutsack. Second of all, you're too old for the training.
Daniel-san: [enters with a plunger] So was I... if you remember.
Pat Morita: Daniel-san! I thought I smelled failure. That toilet's not going to uplug itself!
Joey Fatone: ...And will you train me, Mr. Miyagi?
Pat Morita: First of all, I'm Pat-effin'-Morita, ya nutsack. Second of all, you're too old for the training.
Daniel-san: [enters with a plunger] So was I... if you remember.
Pat Morita: Daniel-san! I thought I smelled failure. That toilet's not going to uplug itself!
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Queen Beryl: Soon I will have your life force, Sailor Moon, and my plan to rule the earth will come to fruition! [notices her erection]
Queen Beryl: Oh! Anime sure is weird.
Queen Beryl: Oh! Anime sure is weird.
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Bill Gates: Hi, I'm Bill Gates. I heard you take insane bets and wondered if you'd be my ass slave for a billion dollars.
Adult: [Sigh.] I'll get my coat.
Adult: [Sigh.] I'll get my coat.
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Boy: [With pants down, holding a laptop computer.] I was only half way done! Half way done!
Announcer: there has been a breakout in boston in which a virus wipes out and deletes all the porn out there; and here is president bush to adress this issue...
President Bush: And I the president of the United States have only one thing to say to you guys; come on man it's not funny give us back our porn!
Announcer: there has been a breakout in boston in which a virus wipes out and deletes all the porn out there; and here is president bush to adress this issue...
President Bush: And I the president of the United States have only one thing to say to you guys; come on man it's not funny give us back our porn!
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Dr. Claw: With Skynet online, Gadget is under my complete control! And I'll use him to wipe out my true nemesis - that meddlesome twelve-year-old niece of his!
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Penny: Brain, that's still Uncle Gadget. We need to remember that deep down inside-- [Gadget appears in front of their car] Aggh! Ram that son of a bitch!!!
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(The place continues to collapse, with only Mokey, Gobo, Wembley, Red, Boober and three nameless Fraggles making it out in time)
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(Two of the vehicles crash, setting a Green Fraggle; he screams as he burns to death)
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Gobo: (slaps Wembley) You should've warned us! I'm sure our troubles are all in the past.
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Black Manta: And despite appearances, we became friends.
Joker: I hear you're a man can get things.
Black Manta: Well, that depends.
Joker: I need a large poster of Phyllis Diller.
Black Manta: That may take time.
Joker: Time's the one thing I've got. [long pause] Well, that and dementia.
Joker: I hear you're a man can get things.
Black Manta: Well, that depends.
Joker: I need a large poster of Phyllis Diller.
Black Manta: That may take time.
Joker: Time's the one thing I've got. [long pause] Well, that and dementia.
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Gobo: Hey, hey! Uncle "Traveling" Matt's been sending me postcards from the outer world for years. With their guidance, I'll find us a new Fraggle Rock.
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Wembley: I see a terrible thing coming! Fire and death! There's blood everywhere! Something very bad is coming!
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Gobo: You got to work on the "pre" part of prechification, douchebag. (kicks Wembley in the crotch)
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