Robot Chicken Quote
Beast-Man: Boss, this is taking forever.
Skeletor: Keep chopping, you drain clog! Once we harvest the energy of the oldest tree in Eternia, we can destroy Castle Grayskull once and for all!
Evil-Lyn: You know, Skeletor, based on our track record, this probably won't work.
Skeletor: Uh, life's a journey, not a destination.
He-Man: Not so fast, Skeletor! Trees are some of our precious resources.
Skeletor: Uhhh, who are you talking to?
He-Man: Your face!
Skeletor: Ow!
He-Man: You know what they say: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! [kicks Evil-Lyn in the groin]
[slapping Skeletor repeatedly] What, you're gonna cry now? Cry like a big baby?
Skeletor: Stop it! All right! Okay! All right! Okay, stop it! You know what? Okay, I don't even have tear ducts, you jerk!
He-Man: You know what you need? A good skull-fucking.
Skeletor: Wha-what?
He-Man: (hit behind the back with an axe) Ugh! What the--? (falls over dead)
Skeletor: Oh crap! Oh crap! Beast-Man, what did you do?
Beast-Man: I-I-I don't know! I thought he would block it or something, I mean... he's He-Man!
Evil-Lyn: This is the first murder in Eternian history! If the King finds out, it's guillotine for us all!
Skeletor: Oh God, oh God! Oh, we're up shit creek without a paddle, man!
Skeletor: Keep chopping, you drain clog! Once we harvest the energy of the oldest tree in Eternia, we can destroy Castle Grayskull once and for all!
Evil-Lyn: You know, Skeletor, based on our track record, this probably won't work.
Skeletor: Uh, life's a journey, not a destination.
He-Man: Not so fast, Skeletor! Trees are some of our precious resources.
Skeletor: Uhhh, who are you talking to?
He-Man: Your face!
Skeletor: Ow!
He-Man: You know what they say: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! [kicks Evil-Lyn in the groin]
[slapping Skeletor repeatedly] What, you're gonna cry now? Cry like a big baby?
Skeletor: Stop it! All right! Okay! All right! Okay, stop it! You know what? Okay, I don't even have tear ducts, you jerk!
He-Man: You know what you need? A good skull-fucking.
Skeletor: Wha-what?
He-Man: (hit behind the back with an axe) Ugh! What the--? (falls over dead)
Skeletor: Oh crap! Oh crap! Beast-Man, what did you do?
Beast-Man: I-I-I don't know! I thought he would block it or something, I mean... he's He-Man!
Evil-Lyn: This is the first murder in Eternian history! If the King finds out, it's guillotine for us all!
Skeletor: Oh God, oh God! Oh, we're up shit creek without a paddle, man!
TV Show: Robot Chicken
