Robot Chicken Quote

Guy: It's Moses, he's back!
Moses: God has blessed me with ten irrefutable commandments for living.
Guy: Is there anything on there about not pushing your religion on other people?
Moses: No.
Guy: Didn't think so.
Moses: Number one: he who smelt it, dealt it.
[Everyone laughs.]
Moses: Wha? What's so funny? Stop it. Stop laughing!
[The time-travelling jerk is sitting behind him holding a hammer and chisel.]
["Dicks with Time Machines"]

TV Show: Robot Chicken

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