Roseanne Quote
D.J.: Mom! Mom, you have to sign my math test.
Roseanne: Oh...not now, D.J.
D.J.: The teacher said I have to have it by tomorrow!
Roseanne: God, hasn't Darlene taught you how to forge my signature yet?
D.J.: I got a D.
Roseanne: It's okay, Deej, I'm sure you tried your best.
D.J.: Geez, it was only one time, give a break!
Roseanne: You go over to the Tildons' and when I get back, if you want, I'll yell at you.
D.J.: OK!
Roseanne: Oh...not now, D.J.
D.J.: The teacher said I have to have it by tomorrow!
Roseanne: God, hasn't Darlene taught you how to forge my signature yet?
D.J.: I got a D.
Roseanne: It's okay, Deej, I'm sure you tried your best.
D.J.: Geez, it was only one time, give a break!
Roseanne: You go over to the Tildons' and when I get back, if you want, I'll yell at you.
D.J.: OK!
TV Show: Roseanne
