Roseanne Quote
Roseanne: OK, that's it. I can't do it anymore, you call the rest of the family list.
Jackie: I can't call people, Roseanne!
Roseanne: Jackie...dial!
Jackie: I'm supposed to be in mourning.
Roseanne: Well then, wear a veil over your face while you do it!
Jackie: [dials the phone] Hello, Auntie Barbara? It's Jackie...Jack-key! Yes. I'm fine...Fine!...I'm fine!...I got some bad news...Dad isn't with us anymore. I said Dad has passed away...He's passed away!...Dad is gone...Dad's dead!...He's dead!...No...DEAD!...DEAD! DEAD!... He's fine! He sends his love! [hangs up] I am not doing that again! You can't make me!
Jackie: I can't call people, Roseanne!
Roseanne: Jackie...dial!
Jackie: I'm supposed to be in mourning.
Roseanne: Well then, wear a veil over your face while you do it!
Jackie: [dials the phone] Hello, Auntie Barbara? It's Jackie...Jack-key! Yes. I'm fine...Fine!...I'm fine!...I got some bad news...Dad isn't with us anymore. I said Dad has passed away...He's passed away!...Dad is gone...Dad's dead!...He's dead!...No...DEAD!...DEAD! DEAD!... He's fine! He sends his love! [hangs up] I am not doing that again! You can't make me!
TV Show: Roseanne
