Safety Not Guaranteed Quote
[Darius approaches Kenneth, where he is stocking soup cans in the Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. She acts cool and nonchalant]Darius: Do you sell guns here?
Kenneth: [surprised]What kind of guns?
Darius: I don't know. Something sexy and affordable, with killing power?
Kenneth: You should try C and R Guns in Wilkins. The state of Washington does not allow the sale of firearms in the business premises of a grocer.
Darius: Hm. What about those... thingies? With the spiky ball on the end of a chain things, you know, and the... [She pantomimes whirling a flail around above her head]
Darius: You have those?
Kenneth: What exactly is the intended use? Is there a pest problem, or hunting?
Darius: [sternly]Well, if your ad had been written properly, I may have a better idea of what I need.
Kenneth: My ad?
Darius: Yeah. It's pretty sloppy.
Kenneth: Excuse me?
Darius: You heard me. I hope you worked harder on your calibrations.
Kenneth: [looking around cautiously, but sounding stung]My calibrations are flippin' pinpoint, okay?
Darius: Hm.
Kenneth: [still looking around and behind him]There are people after me. How do I know you don't work for them?
Darius: Because I've never worked for anybody in my life.
Kenneth: You ever face certain death?
Darius: If it was so certain, I wouldn't be here, would I? [She takes a soup can from his hand and places it, without looking, unerringly in its spot on the shelf]
Kenneth: [surprised]What kind of guns?
Darius: I don't know. Something sexy and affordable, with killing power?
Kenneth: You should try C and R Guns in Wilkins. The state of Washington does not allow the sale of firearms in the business premises of a grocer.
Darius: Hm. What about those... thingies? With the spiky ball on the end of a chain things, you know, and the... [She pantomimes whirling a flail around above her head]
Darius: You have those?
Kenneth: What exactly is the intended use? Is there a pest problem, or hunting?
Darius: [sternly]Well, if your ad had been written properly, I may have a better idea of what I need.
Kenneth: My ad?
Darius: Yeah. It's pretty sloppy.
Kenneth: Excuse me?
Darius: You heard me. I hope you worked harder on your calibrations.
Kenneth: [looking around cautiously, but sounding stung]My calibrations are flippin' pinpoint, okay?
Darius: Hm.
Kenneth: [still looking around and behind him]There are people after me. How do I know you don't work for them?
Darius: Because I've never worked for anybody in my life.
Kenneth: You ever face certain death?
Darius: If it was so certain, I wouldn't be here, would I? [She takes a soup can from his hand and places it, without looking, unerringly in its spot on the shelf]
Movie: Safety Not Guaranteed
