Sausage Party Quotes
Sammy: Fifty-five minutes.
Brenda: I know. Where is he?
Lavash: [laughs]Looks like you got ditched, bun!
Brenda: He wouldn't ditched me, dumbass. He's my boyfriend. I mean, we touched T-I-P's. [giggling]
Brenda: I know. Where is he?
Lavash: [laughs]Looks like you got ditched, bun!
Brenda: He wouldn't ditched me, dumbass. He's my boyfriend. I mean, we touched T-I-P's. [giggling]
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Frank: [to Barry]Ignore that prick, Barry. He's full of shit. And don't forget: you've got girth. That's way more important than length. You're a fucking champ, yo.
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[drugged, sees the fruits dancing towards to him] Fit Man: Oh! Get away from me, you fucking fruits!
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Druggie: [sees the little sausage is alive]What the fuck?
Barry: [to the Druggie]Hello? [Druggie and Barry screaming]
Barry: Please, don't kill me! Please, just - just wait!
Druggie: Who are you? [points the little sausage]
Druggie: Are you some kind of... magical sausage?
Barry: Uh, no, no! I'm just Barry! I'm just Barry. Wait... Wait, you can actually understand me and I can actually understand you?
Barry: [to the Druggie]Hello? [Druggie and Barry screaming]
Barry: Please, don't kill me! Please, just - just wait!
Druggie: Who are you? [points the little sausage]
Druggie: Are you some kind of... magical sausage?
Barry: Uh, no, no! I'm just Barry! I'm just Barry. Wait... Wait, you can actually understand me and I can actually understand you?
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Male Shopper
1: Excuse me? I meant to buy normal mustard, but when I got home I realized I bought Honey Mustard. Is it cool if I just go swap it?
Alex: I don't give a flying fuck, homeboy.
1: Excuse me? I meant to buy normal mustard, but when I got home I realized I bought Honey Mustard. Is it cool if I just go swap it?
Alex: I don't give a flying fuck, homeboy.
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Indian Chutney: We choose the more pleasant thing!
Ice Cream: Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!
Frank: No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!
Brenda: Oh Frank. What are you doing?
Refried Beans: You, senor, have no bedside manner!
Frank: What? I have bedside manner!
Frozen Fruitz: You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!
Sauerkraut: You intolerant piece of shit!
Ice Cream: Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!
Frank: No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!
Brenda: Oh Frank. What are you doing?
Refried Beans: You, senor, have no bedside manner!
Frank: What? I have bedside manner!
Frozen Fruitz: You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!
Sauerkraut: You intolerant piece of shit!
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Lavash: Get away for me! Don't touch me! [fighting over Sammy]
Lavash: It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!
Chunk Munchers Cereal: Hey, watch it!
Lavash: You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!
Sammy: I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.
Lavash: It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!
Chunk Munchers Cereal: Hey, watch it!
Lavash: You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!
Sammy: I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.
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Troy: Well, Barry? I guess now you're weird and a pussy! Add that to your list of accomplishments. [guffawing]
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Meat Loaf: And I would do anything for love/ I would do anything for love/ I would do anything for love/ but I won't do that.
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[looking at the list of food] Camille Toh: Lavash, Sausages, oh! Honey Mustard. [she takes the Honey Mustard and puts it in the cart]
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Mr. Grits: Jesus fucking Christ!
Firewater: Hey, fellas. You think what I'm thinking?
Twink: Ready fucking sure I am.
Mr. Grits: Oh, shit.
Firewater: Hey, fellas. You think what I'm thinking?
Twink: Ready fucking sure I am.
Mr. Grits: Oh, shit.
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