Saved by the Bell Quotes
Kelly: Okay, so when do we start?
Screech: Well, tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after ALF.
Screech: Well, tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after ALF.
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Mr. Tuttle: You gave away your inventory? The goal of this project is to run a successful business.
Zack: We'd rather be friends.
Mr. Tuttle: I see.
Lisa: So, we're ready for whatever grades you wanna give us.
Jessie: But please don't make it too low. I hyperventilate.
Mr. Tuttle: Spano, raise that chin. [as the students hum "Glory, Glory Hallelujah" before the song itself is heard in the background] If you learn that it was a mistake for a company to be cold, calculating, and cutthroat, if you learned that it's better to be happy, healthful, and humane, why, then you've learned the best business lesson of all. You all get an A!
[Zack and his friends all cheer and hi-5]
Zack: We'd rather be friends.
Mr. Tuttle: I see.
Lisa: So, we're ready for whatever grades you wanna give us.
Jessie: But please don't make it too low. I hyperventilate.
Mr. Tuttle: Spano, raise that chin. [as the students hum "Glory, Glory Hallelujah" before the song itself is heard in the background] If you learn that it was a mistake for a company to be cold, calculating, and cutthroat, if you learned that it's better to be happy, healthful, and humane, why, then you've learned the best business lesson of all. You all get an A!
[Zack and his friends all cheer and hi-5]
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Zack: So I can watch The Young and the Restless.
Jessie: It's more the Blonde and the Useless.
Jessie: It's more the Blonde and the Useless.
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Screech: You homewrecker stay away from my mommy!
Slater: She's not your mommy!
Screech: Is that true, daddy?
Zack: I'm not your daddy!
Screech: I'm an orphan.
Slater: She's not your mommy!
Screech: Is that true, daddy?
Zack: I'm not your daddy!
Screech: I'm an orphan.
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Jessie: Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?
Slater: Sure...Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen.
Slater: Sure...Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen.
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Jessie: Slater, since we're together, I think we should share the household chores.
Slater: Sure, you cook and I'll eat
Slater: Sure, you cook and I'll eat
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Mr. Belding: Do you boys take these girls to be your school wives?
Zack: Oh, you bet!
Slater: I guess.
Screech: WHA-HOO!
Mr. Belding: That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married. Girls?
Kelly: I do.
Jesse: I do.
Lisa: I don't.
Zack: Oh, you bet!
Slater: I guess.
Screech: WHA-HOO!
Mr. Belding: That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married. Girls?
Kelly: I do.
Jesse: I do.
Lisa: I don't.
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Mr. Dewey: You make light of algebra now, but when you're all grown up and your friends are making logarithm jokes at cocktail parties, you won't have a clue as to what everybody's laughing at.
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Lisa: On behalf of the new student body president: Jessica Myrtle Spano!
Class: Myrtle???
Class: Myrtle???
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Jessie: I'm interested in the student body.
Zack: I'm interested in a student body... (looks at Kelly) Hers.
Zack: I'm interested in a student body... (looks at Kelly) Hers.
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Lisa (on Jessie's campaign for school president): I'm going to tell you this as gently as I can - you're going down the toilet.
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Kelly: He is the kind of boy every girl dreams of.
Kelly and Jessie: Great Looking, smart and funny. Yes, that's Zack Morris.
Kelly and Jessie: Great Looking, smart and funny. Yes, that's Zack Morris.
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Zack (on tape): Zack Morris is a ten.
Kelly: Ha! Two fives is more like it!
Lisa (subliminally tricked into falling for Screech): I'm stuck with three and seven left.
Kelly: Ha! Two fives is more like it!
Lisa (subliminally tricked into falling for Screech): I'm stuck with three and seven left.
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Mr. Belding: [while putting on buttoned sweater] I'm taking a different approach with you, Zack.
Zack: [Observes Belding's sweater] So you're gonna be "Mr. Rogers"?
Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood.
Zack: [Observes Belding's sweater] So you're gonna be "Mr. Rogers"?
Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood.
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Zack: Alright, maybe the first day didn't turn out as I planned, but hey I'm just warming up. I love school. Too bad classes get in the way.
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Mr. Dewey: O.K. settle down everyone, I'm Mr. Dewey how was everyone's summer, mine stunk let's get started.
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Zack: We weren't arguing.
Slater: We were doing a math problem, how two and one won't go.
Mr. Dewey: I don't believe it and I don't care, I'm tired, I have a toothache and I have to go home and pump iron.
Slater: We were doing a math problem, how two and one won't go.
Mr. Dewey: I don't believe it and I don't care, I'm tired, I have a toothache and I have to go home and pump iron.
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Zack: Hi, you're new here. I'm Zack Morris.
Slater: And I'm Roger Rabbit, so what?
Slater: And I'm Roger Rabbit, so what?
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Slater: (to Kelly) (putting onion ring on her finger) I think we're engaged.
Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry.
Zack: That makes two of us.
Kelly: I think I'm gonna cry.
Zack: That makes two of us.
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Mr. Belding: I didn't start it, you started when you planted poison ivy on our football field.
Mr. Stingwell: That was kind of rash, wasn't it?
Mr. Stingwell: That was kind of rash, wasn't it?
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Zack: Every time I call her she's washing her hair! Who washes their hair six times a day?
Slater: You do!
Slater: You do!
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Mr. Belding: Now Zack, I know that you and Lisa are in charge of decorations, but this year's theme is not going to be (holds up a banner) Zack and Kelly's Prom!
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Screech: Forget going to the prom! We're through!
Lisa: Wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me. I'M supposed to dump YOU!
Lisa: Wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me. I'M supposed to dump YOU!
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