Saved by the Bell Quotes
Screech: Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.
Slater: If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.
Slater: If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.
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Zack: Lisa, you are looking lovelier than ever today.
Lisa: Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit.
Lisa: Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit.
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Kelly: Jessie, let's go to the lost and found.
Jessie: Why?
Kelly: Because you've lost it.
Jessie: Why?
Kelly: Because you've lost it.
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Zack: Maybe we could sell Screech to Exxon.
Slater: Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak.
Slater: Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak.
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Jessie: Do you realize we haven't argued for 15 seconds?
Slater: It was 20, shut up.
Slater: It was 20, shut up.
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[Screech is walking scrunched down near the floor]
Zack: I'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long.
Screech: That's okay, just paint me blue and call me a Smurf.
Zack: I'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long.
Screech: That's okay, just paint me blue and call me a Smurf.
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Kelly: [talking about Slater's dancing] Wow Slater, that was hot!
Zack: Ha ha. Are you kidding? I moved better last summer when a bee flew in my shorts.
Zack: Ha ha. Are you kidding? I moved better last summer when a bee flew in my shorts.
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Louise: Would you ever go steady with a guy named Moose?
Lisa: Why not, you could always hang your coat on his antlers.
Lisa: Why not, you could always hang your coat on his antlers.
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Lisa: Some people get a little strange when it's time to see Nurse Butcher.
Jessie: Not me, I'm in perfect health. I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest.
Slater: You sound like a commercial for Oat Bran.
Jessie: Not me, I'm in perfect health. I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest.
Slater: You sound like a commercial for Oat Bran.
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Lisa: What's wrong Kelly?
Kelly: Men, especially Zack Morris.
Slater: Hey, don't judge us by our worst specimen.
Kelly: Men, especially Zack Morris.
Slater: Hey, don't judge us by our worst specimen.
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Jessie: Eh, I hate coffee. Suzy, can I have another cup please?
Zack: So why are you drinking it?
Screech: What else is she gonna do with the coffee Zack?
Zack: Use your head as a donut and dunk you in it.
Screech: No way, my head would never fit in the cup.
Zack: So why are you drinking it?
Screech: What else is she gonna do with the coffee Zack?
Zack: Use your head as a donut and dunk you in it.
Screech: No way, my head would never fit in the cup.
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Slater: [talking to Jessie] Guys are great at math. It's just a shame you weren't born a man.
Jessie: Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one either.
Jessie: Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one either.
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Kelly: She's my friend... but not my best friend. Actually, I hardly even know her.
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Lisa: Screech, stop and smell the roses.
Screech: Oh, I smelled the roses once and a bee flew up my nose!
Screech: Oh, I smelled the roses once and a bee flew up my nose!
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