Schizopolis Quotes
Bad Guy: Your brother.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: You're... you're looking for my brother? I don't know where he is. He wanted to stay with me, but I told him...
Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: $15,000, my brother, 8 hours. Well, but if...
Bad Guy: Your brother...
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: ...my brother...
Bad Guy: $15,000, 8 hours.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: Yeah, okay, but if I can't find my brother, can I give you the $15,000? Do you still need my brother, or...?
Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three of those things?
Bad Guy: Correct.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three?
Bad Guy: Correct.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: You're... you're looking for my brother? I don't know where he is. He wanted to stay with me, but I told him...
Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: $15,000, my brother, 8 hours. Well, but if...
Bad Guy: Your brother...
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: ...my brother...
Bad Guy: $15,000, 8 hours.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: Yeah, okay, but if I can't find my brother, can I give you the $15,000? Do you still need my brother, or...?
Bad Guy: 8 hours, your brother, $15,000.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three of those things?
Bad Guy: Correct.
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: All three?
Bad Guy: Correct.
Movie: Schizopolis
Dr. Jeffrey Korchak: Remember: Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.
Movie: Schizopolis
Filmmaker: [closing speech from stage] Ladies and gentlemen, young and old, I know this may seem an unusual procedure, but I thought you might have some questions, and since I'm already here, I can answer some of them. [looking left and right, pausing]
Filmmaker: Yes. Yes. Not specifically: I actually find all of them rather weird. Yes. Footlong veggie on wheat. Thank you. [camera shows empty auditorium as he leaves]
Filmmaker: Yes. Yes. Not specifically: I actually find all of them rather weird. Yes. Footlong veggie on wheat. Thank you. [camera shows empty auditorium as he leaves]
Movie: Schizopolis
Mrs. Munson: Y'know, there was a time... there was a time when I felt like an old rag with a stain you couldn't get out, and you... you were like a piece of rotting fruit on a window sill. And it was great.
Movie: Schizopolis