Sex and the City Quotes

Carrie: It's the end of an era.

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Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?

Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.

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Carrie: My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.

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Carrie: I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

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Charlotte: I didn't grow up in a naked house.

Carrie: Well I didn't either.

Charlotte: [laughing about a naked woman in the locker room] I bet she grew up in a naked house.

Carrie: She might still live in a naked house.

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Carrie: What? Now? What happened to last night with all your concerns?

Big: **** it. You'll need material for the sequel.

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Samantha: [on the possibility that Carrie's boyfriend will propose to her] If you become one of thos married assholes, I'll kill you.

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Charlotte: It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!

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Miranda: [to shop assistant] No, I told you, no white, no ivory, nothing that says virginal. I have a child. The jig is up.

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[Carrie and Charlotte are in the park]

Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done.

Charlotte: Well, then, dosvidanya or however you say it.

Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me.

Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option?

Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often.

Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years.

Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie.

Charlotte: How is it?

Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.

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Carrie: That's my call, can you hang on?

Charlotte: [the doorbell rings] No, I can't. That's the locksmith. Bunny's back.

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Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.

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Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.

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Charlotte: We finally have the penis working. I don't want to scare it.

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Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.

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Carrie: It's the end of an era.

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Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?

Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.

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Carrie: My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.

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Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.

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[in the Vogue accessories closet]

Carrie Bradshaw: [shrieks as she picks up a pair of shoes] Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth!

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Samantha: Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

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Carrie: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.

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Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.

Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?

Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.

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Charlotte: [hearing the front door open] Hi, honey. I'm a bad wife. I ordered Chinese.

Harry: I got something from China, too. They're giving us a baby.

Charlotte: What? How?

Harry: I guess God remembered our address. We get her in six months... and here she is.
[hands Charlotte a photo of the baby]

Charlotte: [smiling through tears] That's our baby. I know it. That's really our baby!

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Smith Jerrod: Hey, babe, I flew back.

Samantha: You flew all night? Why?

Smith Jerrod: I forgot to tell you something on the phone: I love you.

Samantha: You flew back to tell me that?

Smith Jerrod: Can you think of a better reason?

Samantha: [with a tear in her eye] No, I can't. You have meant more to me than any man I have ever known.

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Big: It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one.

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[at Carrie's very emotional and weepy goodbye dinner a few hours before Carrie is leaving for Paris - Charlotte in particular is being a total weepy waterworks]

Samantha: Let's pull it up, shall we? I'd like to show my face here again.

Carrie: Yes, the tears have to go. Right. Someone say something not sentimental.

Samantha: Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.

Miranda: Task accomplished!

Samantha: You would not BELIEVE the hot flashes! I can barely keep my clothes on!

Carrie: Really? What was your excuse before the chemo?

Samantha: [lovingly] Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you cunt.
[Charlotte breaks into tears again]

Miranda: Wow, even "cunt" didn't stop her!

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Big: [to Charlotte, Samantha and Miranda about Carrie] Look, I need your advice. You three know her better than anyone, you're the loves of her life. And a guy's just lucky to come in fourth. But I do love her. And if you think I have the slightest chance, I'll be on the next plane to Paris, I'll roam the streets till I find her, I'll do anything. But if you think she really is... happy... well, then I wouldn't want to wreck that for her, and I'll be history.

Miranda: [after the girls all look at each other for a long moment] Go get our girl.

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Carrie: Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.

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[the girls are walking down a street. As Miranda bends down to rearrange Brady, Samantha spots sailors up ahead]

Samantha: Ladies, seamen, 12 o'clock!

Miranda: [to Carrie] I pray when I turn around, there are sailors, because with her, you never know!

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