ShakespeaRe-Told Quotes
Vicar: Will you love her, comfort her, honour her and protect her and forsaking all others be faithful to her as long as you both shall live?
Petruchio: What? Yep.
Vicar: No, it's "I will".
Petruchio: [shouts] I will!
Petruchio: What? Yep.
Vicar: No, it's "I will".
Petruchio: [shouts] I will!
Movie: ShakespeaRe-Told
Bottom: And what do they call you?
Titania: Titania
Bottom: [looking down at her breasts] I'm not surprised.
Titania: Titania
Bottom: [looking down at her breasts] I'm not surprised.
Movie: ShakespeaRe-Told
Petruchio: [looking at Tim] Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too, hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman?
Kate: Oh, stop it.
Petruchio: Such war of white and red within her cheeks! What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty, as those two eyes become that heavenly face? Young budding virgin...
Kate: Yes, a fairer-looking chicken I never saw.
Tim Agnew: I'm not gay!
Petruchio: You keep telling yourself that, kid.
Kate: Oh, stop it.
Petruchio: Such war of white and red within her cheeks! What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty, as those two eyes become that heavenly face? Young budding virgin...
Kate: Yes, a fairer-looking chicken I never saw.
Tim Agnew: I'm not gay!
Petruchio: You keep telling yourself that, kid.
Movie: ShakespeaRe-Told