Shrek Quotes
Queen: So, Fiona. Tell us about where you live.
Princess Fiona: Well, Shrek owns his own land. Right, honey?
Shrek: Yes. It's in an... enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckies...
Donkey: What? [laughs]
Donkey: I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
Shrek: Donkey...
King: An ogre from a swamp. How original.
Queen: I guess that will be a fine place to raise the children. [both Shrek and the King choke; Shrek coughs up his spoon]
Shrek: It's a little early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
King: Indeed! I had just started eating.
Princess Fiona: Well, Shrek owns his own land. Right, honey?
Shrek: Yes. It's in an... enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckies...
Donkey: What? [laughs]
Donkey: I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
Shrek: Donkey...
King: An ogre from a swamp. How original.
Queen: I guess that will be a fine place to raise the children. [both Shrek and the King choke; Shrek coughs up his spoon]
Shrek: It's a little early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
King: Indeed! I had just started eating.
Movie: Shrek
