Silk Stalkings Quotes
Foster Henshaw: [meeting a woman in a bar] So, what are you doing the rest of the afternoon?
Cally Henshaw: Aren't you supposed to ask my sign first?
Foster Henshaw: I'll bite. What's your sign?
Cally Henshaw: 'Will have sex for money.'
Foster Henshaw: How much money?
Cally Henshaw: One thousand dollars.
Foster Henshaw: Sounds cheap at twice the price.
Cally Henshaw: Good, then make it two thousand. I don't come cheap.
Cally Henshaw: Aren't you supposed to ask my sign first?
Foster Henshaw: I'll bite. What's your sign?
Cally Henshaw: 'Will have sex for money.'
Foster Henshaw: How much money?
Cally Henshaw: One thousand dollars.
Foster Henshaw: Sounds cheap at twice the price.
Cally Henshaw: Good, then make it two thousand. I don't come cheap.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I am not after people, I am after justice. That's what makes me such a special civil servant.
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Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: When I met you four years ago, you were driving a jag. I said to myself, who is this sharp piece of business driving an English sled looking like a million dollars. Now four girlfriends later, I'm asking myself who is this skunk wearing hushpuppies and walking to work.
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Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Great, now all I need is a pair of pom-poms.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I don't know Sam, the pom-poms you got look pretty good to me.
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Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: I would rather go down in a blaze of inefficiency with you.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: It's just that you're my best friend, Sam.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: As long as you're working with me, you're not even gonna come close.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I wasn't making a play.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Oh, but as soon as they separate us, I will race you to the nearest motel.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I couldn't take that chance, Sam. I am so good in bed that I would explode that balloon in your head in the first 30 mintues. I just wouldn't want that on my conscience.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: How often do you and Fran fight?
Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Daily is a word that comes to mind. Hourly: by the minute is also good.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I am not after people, I am after justice. That's what makes me such a special civil servant.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Sammy, I'm impressed. I didn't know you followed baseball. I thought golf was your only sport.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: So she wants me to go undercover as a male escort, can you picture that?
Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Yeah, in perfect focus, do it.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: The longer you wait, the harder it gets.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Is that what you told Angela?
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: You're so funny.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Would you?
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Would I what?
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: You know, scream and call my name over and over if we did it.
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Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Yeah, I am sneaking up on your blindside, Sam.
Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: You wouldn't do that to me, Sam, 'cause your my best friend, too.
Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Yeah, what a revolting development!
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