Six Feet Under Quote
[During an intake, the stepmother and the daughters are bickering over the decedent's request to be buried beside his first wife.]
Daughter #1: It's what our father wanted.
Stepmother: No, it's what you want, because you never liked me!
Daughter #1: Well, you got that right.
Stepmother: You hate that you couldn't control your father when he was alive, and now you're trying to do it when he's dead.
Daughter #2: It was his decision!
David: There is a significant unpaid balance on the account.
Daughter #1: We'll pay for it!
Stepmother: If you take one cent from him, you'll be hearing from my attorney!
David: I really don't think that's necessary.
Stepmother: Oh, no? I gave the last six years of my life to that man; and contrary to what these stupid bitches think, I really did love him and I will not be humiliated like this!
Daughter #2: Yeah, well, if you do not follow our father's instructions exactly, you'll be hearing from our attorney, who used to work for Disney.
Stepmother: Oh, bring it on, ferret face!
Daughter #2: Oh, fuck you, you gold-digging slut!
Stepmother: How dare you!
Daughter #2: There are naked pictures of you on the Internet! My son showed them to me!
Nate: Shut up! All of you, shut the fuck up! Jesus Christ, a man died. Your husband, your father lived a life, and now he's dead. Show some respect.
Daughter #1: It's what our father wanted.
Stepmother: No, it's what you want, because you never liked me!
Daughter #1: Well, you got that right.
Stepmother: You hate that you couldn't control your father when he was alive, and now you're trying to do it when he's dead.
Daughter #2: It was his decision!
David: There is a significant unpaid balance on the account.
Daughter #1: We'll pay for it!
Stepmother: If you take one cent from him, you'll be hearing from my attorney!
David: I really don't think that's necessary.
Stepmother: Oh, no? I gave the last six years of my life to that man; and contrary to what these stupid bitches think, I really did love him and I will not be humiliated like this!
Daughter #2: Yeah, well, if you do not follow our father's instructions exactly, you'll be hearing from our attorney, who used to work for Disney.
Stepmother: Oh, bring it on, ferret face!
Daughter #2: Oh, fuck you, you gold-digging slut!
Stepmother: How dare you!
Daughter #2: There are naked pictures of you on the Internet! My son showed them to me!
Nate: Shut up! All of you, shut the fuck up! Jesus Christ, a man died. Your husband, your father lived a life, and now he's dead. Show some respect.
TV Show: Six Feet Under
