Snatch. Quotes
Doug the Head : Avi, I'm not telepathic.
Cousin Avi : Well you're plenty fucking stupid, I'll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his fucking fore-skin either.
Cousin Avi : Well you're plenty fucking stupid, I'll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his fucking fore-skin either.
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Cousin Avi : Is there gambling involved?
Doug the Head : It's a boxing match, Avi, a boxing match.
Cousin Avi : Did he have a case with him?
Doug the Head : Yes, he had a case.
Cousin Avi : And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers Doug.
Doug the Head : It's a boxing match, Avi, a boxing match.
Cousin Avi : Did he have a case with him?
Doug the Head : Yes, he had a case.
Cousin Avi : And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers Doug.
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[ standing over Franky's body ]
Bad Boy Lincoln : What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?
Sol : [ sarcastic ] To keep his head warm.
Bad Boy Lincoln : Well, what's the matter with him?
Vinny : He's been shot in the face, Lincoln. I would've thought that was obvious.
Bad Boy Lincoln : What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?
Sol : [ sarcastic ] To keep his head warm.
Bad Boy Lincoln : Well, what's the matter with him?
Vinny : He's been shot in the face, Lincoln. I would've thought that was obvious.
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Mickey : I'll tell ya what. I'll do it for a caravan.
Turkish : For what?
Pikeys : For a caravan.
Tommy : It was us who wanted a caravan. [ looking around ]
Tommy : Anyway, what's wrong with this one?
Mickey : It's not for me. It's for me ma.
Turkish : Your what?
Pikeys : His ma.
Turkish : For what?
Pikeys : For a caravan.
Tommy : It was us who wanted a caravan. [ looking around ]
Tommy : Anyway, what's wrong with this one?
Mickey : It's not for me. It's for me ma.
Turkish : Your what?
Pikeys : His ma.
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Sol : You are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies.
Bad Boy Lincoln : I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies.
Bad Boy Lincoln : I create the bodies. I don't erase the bodies.
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Doug the Head : [ examining Franky's diamonds ] Ah, from Russia with love, eh?
Franky Four Fingers : I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...
Doug the Head : Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome.
Franky Four Fingers : I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush. I got to make the bookies.
Doug the Head : Bookies? What are you betting on?
Franky Four Fingers : Bomber Harris.
Doug the Head : Ah. The unlicensed boxer, eh? Do you know something that I don't?
Franky Four Fingers : Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't.
Franky Four Fingers : I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...
Doug the Head : Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome.
Franky Four Fingers : I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush. I got to make the bookies.
Doug the Head : Bookies? What are you betting on?
Franky Four Fingers : Bomber Harris.
Doug the Head : Ah. The unlicensed boxer, eh? Do you know something that I don't?
Franky Four Fingers : Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't.
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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : Give me the stone.
Vinny : [ pointing ] It's in the case.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : What? [ takes out his earplugs ]
Vinny : It's in the case!
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone.
Sol : The only man who knew the combination... you just shot.
Vinny : [ pointing ] It's in the case.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : What? [ takes out his earplugs ]
Vinny : It's in the case!
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone.
Sol : The only man who knew the combination... you just shot.
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Turkish : For ever action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing.
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[ repeated line ]
various characters : [ regarding Boris The Blade ] Sneaky fuckin' Russian.
various characters : [ regarding Boris The Blade ] Sneaky fuckin' Russian.
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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : You can keep the 10 grand, along with the body. But if I see you again - YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! - Well, look at him.
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Errol : Looks like we're in, guv'nor.
Brick Top : Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?
Brick Top : Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?
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Gorgeous George : It's a camp site, a pikey campsite...
Tommy : Ten points.
Gorgeous George : What we doing here?
Tommy : We're buying a caravan.
Gorgeous George : Off a pack of fuckin' pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy.
Tommy : Well not if you're here.
Gorgeous George : Oh, you bastard! I fuckin' hate pikeys!
Tommy : Ten points.
Gorgeous George : What we doing here?
Tommy : We're buying a caravan.
Gorgeous George : Off a pack of fuckin' pikeys? What's wrong with you? This will get messy.
Tommy : Well not if you're here.
Gorgeous George : Oh, you bastard! I fuckin' hate pikeys!
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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : [ after killing Frankie ] You fucking idiots. He could not know my name.
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[ repeated line ]
Tommy, Gorgeous George, Bricktop's Henchman : I fuckin' hate Pikeys.
Tommy, Gorgeous George, Bricktop's Henchman : I fuckin' hate Pikeys.
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Tommy : The human body hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
Turkish : Well fuck me Tommy. What have you been reading?
Turkish : Well fuck me Tommy. What have you been reading?
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Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov : [ referring to Tommy's gun ] Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
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[ from a deleted scene ]
Errol : You're a dead man, Tony! You hear me? A fucking dead man!
Brick Top : Oi! What's going on in there?
Errol : He's pissed in my fucking pocket!
Brick Top : Oh, shut up, Errol. Get back in your fucking pram. Tony, ain't you house-trained?
Errol : You're a dead man, Tony! You hear me? A fucking dead man!
Brick Top : Oi! What's going on in there?
Errol : He's pissed in my fucking pocket!
Brick Top : Oh, shut up, Errol. Get back in your fucking pram. Tony, ain't you house-trained?
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[ Gorgeous George has just been knocked out ]
Tommy : We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top : Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.
Tommy : We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top : Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?
Tommy : We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top : Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.
Tommy : We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top : Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?
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Vinny : Wow! That's a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!
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Turkish : All he's gotta do is stay down. [ Mickey suddenly rises from the mat and knocks out Anderson with a single punch ]
Turkish : *Now* we are fucked.
Turkish : *Now* we are fucked.
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Turkish : I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts as he has those nuts.
Tommy : I don't care if he's got fucking hazelnuts. I want a gun that works, and I'm gonna tell him.
Turkish : My God, Tommy, you certainly got those minerals. Well, come on, then before "zee" Germans get here.
Tommy : I don't care if he's got fucking hazelnuts. I want a gun that works, and I'm gonna tell him.
Turkish : My God, Tommy, you certainly got those minerals. Well, come on, then before "zee" Germans get here.
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Turkish : [ to Brick Top ] You've still got your fight.
Brick Top : No, all bets are off at the bookies, you can't change fighters. So no, I don't have my fight do I? You fucking prat!
Brick Top : No, all bets are off at the bookies, you can't change fighters. So no, I don't have my fight do I? You fucking prat!
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Vinny : Did he have four fingers?
Sol : I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time.
Sol : I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time.
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[ last lines ]
Turkish : [ narrating ] Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog. I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. I couldn't stand that squeaking any more. The vet found half an undigested shoe, a squeaky toy, and an 84-carat diamond lodged in its stomach. It's quite amazing what can happen in a week. Still didn't shut it up though. So what do you do? You go to see the man that knows about these sort of things.
Turkish : So what do you think? Do you know anyone who'd be interested?
Doug the Head : I might.
Turkish : [ narrating ] Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog. I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. I couldn't stand that squeaking any more. The vet found half an undigested shoe, a squeaky toy, and an 84-carat diamond lodged in its stomach. It's quite amazing what can happen in a week. Still didn't shut it up though. So what do you do? You go to see the man that knows about these sort of things.
Turkish : So what do you think? Do you know anyone who'd be interested?
Doug the Head : I might.
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Sol : Oh, is that him?
Vinny : I don't know, how many fingers did he have?
Sol : I'm sorry I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time.
Vinny : Look, well let's not stand in no ceremony mate, let's start the show.
Vinny : I don't know, how many fingers did he have?
Sol : I'm sorry I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time.
Vinny : Look, well let's not stand in no ceremony mate, let's start the show.
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Brick Top : Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
Gary : No, no I'm not.
Brick Top : But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty. [ Errol zaps Gary ]
Turkish : [ Voice over ] It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.
Brick Top : [ to Errol's companion ] You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that. But I've got no time for grassers. [ John throws a plastic bag over Liam's head and suffocates him ]
Brick Top : Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol. [ to the two boxers, who are now staring in horror ]
Brick Top : What the fuck are you two looking at?
Gary : No, no I'm not.
Brick Top : But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty. [ Errol zaps Gary ]
Turkish : [ Voice over ] It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.
Brick Top : [ to Errol's companion ] You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that. But I've got no time for grassers. [ John throws a plastic bag over Liam's head and suffocates him ]
Brick Top : Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol. [ to the two boxers, who are now staring in horror ]
Brick Top : What the fuck are you two looking at?
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Turkish : Tommy, why is your skin leaking?
Tommy : I'm a little worried actually, Turkish.
Turkish : Worried about what?
Tommy : What happens if the gypsy knocks the other man out? I mean, he's done it before ain't he?
Turkish : We get murdered before we leave the building, and I imagine we get fed to the pigs.
Tommy : Well I'm glad to see you're climbing the walls in fucking anxiety. Pardon my cynicism, but I don't exactly trust the pikey.
Turkish : Don't think I haven't thunk about that one, Tommy. It's his mum's funeral tonight. God bless her. You know those gypsies like a drink at a wake. I'm not worried about whether Mickey knocks the other man out. I'm worried about whether Mickey makes it to the fourth fucking round.
Tommy : What if he doesn't make it to the fourth round?
Turkish : We get murdered before we leave the building, and I imagine we get fed to the pigs.
Tommy : I'm a little worried actually, Turkish.
Turkish : Worried about what?
Tommy : What happens if the gypsy knocks the other man out? I mean, he's done it before ain't he?
Turkish : We get murdered before we leave the building, and I imagine we get fed to the pigs.
Tommy : Well I'm glad to see you're climbing the walls in fucking anxiety. Pardon my cynicism, but I don't exactly trust the pikey.
Turkish : Don't think I haven't thunk about that one, Tommy. It's his mum's funeral tonight. God bless her. You know those gypsies like a drink at a wake. I'm not worried about whether Mickey knocks the other man out. I'm worried about whether Mickey makes it to the fourth fucking round.
Tommy : What if he doesn't make it to the fourth round?
Turkish : We get murdered before we leave the building, and I imagine we get fed to the pigs.
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