Someone Marry Barry Quotes
Kurt: I want to clarify something. I can't kill someone. I can't. But I wanna help. I'll dig the hole.
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Melanie Miller: Hey! Ladies first, ladies first!
Barry Burke: I'll tell you if I see one.
Barry Burke: I'll tell you if I see one.
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Melanie Miller: Did I get puke on your cock?
Barry Burke: Don't worry about it. I like it.
Barry Burke: Don't worry about it. I like it.
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Barry Burke: I notice you carry a formidable amount of junk in your trunk.
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Rafe: So you want to disown him?
Desmond: Nah, that wouldn't work. He'd just keep coming back like a zombie or something.
Desmond: Nah, that wouldn't work. He'd just keep coming back like a zombie or something.
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Ben: You have rendered me completely speechless.
Melanie Miller: Thank you!
Melanie Miller: Thank you!
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Melanie Miller: What would you do without your wing girl?
Paige: Get dates.
Paige: Get dates.
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Desmond: We don't need someone who CAN put up with Barry. We need someone who HAS to put up with Barry. The type of person who has to put up with a never-ending stream of infantile behavior. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, for their entire life.
Kurt: A therapist!
Rafe: A wife.
Kurt: A therapist!
Rafe: A wife.
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Melanie Miller: We'd probably be fucking right now if it weren't for my situation below deck.
Ben: [uncomfortable]Oh. Oh, yeah?
Melanie Miller: Ok, I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with beast inspection.
Ben: [uncomfortable]Oh. Oh, yeah?
Melanie Miller: Ok, I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with beast inspection.
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Melanie Miller: I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters, but most people don't notice 'cause of all the massive tits.
Barry Burke: I know, the tits are distracting.
Barry Burke: I know, the tits are distracting.
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Melanie Miller: Sorry they're only B-cup, but actually I can swell to a C when I'm menstruating.
Desmond: That's... disgusting.
Barry Burke: My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!
Desmond: That's... disgusting.
Barry Burke: My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!
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Melanie Miller: [to Rachel]I used to have a rat named Rachel!
Rachel: [repulsed]Um... cool?
Rafe: [repulsed]That's a detail.
Rachel: [repulsed]Um... cool?
Rafe: [repulsed]That's a detail.
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Leslie - Speed Dater: [to Barry]I'm sitting across from you. I hear the words coming out of your mouth.
Desmond: [stepping between Leslie & Barry]Look, if it's any consolation, he's always like this.
Desmond: [stepping between Leslie & Barry]Look, if it's any consolation, he's always like this.
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Melanie Miller: I'm a sushi slut!
Ben: How does that manifest itself?
Melanie Miller: I'm a whore for sushi.
Ben: How does that manifest itself?
Melanie Miller: I'm a whore for sushi.
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Goker: Your favorite book is the novelization of the Bill Murray classic 'Stripes'. It's one of my favorite books! I did not care for the movie.
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Barry Burke: But that is neither here nor there.
Goker: No, no, my friend. That is both here and there.
Goker: No, no, my friend. That is both here and there.
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Barry Burke: [surprised]You're giving me shit? He's the one trying to get laid at his Dad's funeral!
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Barry Burke: Everyone knows you're too busy chasing around random skanks to spend time with your son.
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Barry Burke: Any guy would gladly get up to his nuts in her guts, okay? That's not up for dispute here.
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Goker: I do not sell women to men who hate women! We do not sell bitches! If we did, it would be called Goker's Mail Order Bitches!
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Ben: [in Spanish]I would like to hurl myself off a cliff and die a fiery death.
Juanita: [in Spanish]I am so with you on that.
Juanita: [in Spanish]I am so with you on that.
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Goker: She'd marry a raccoon with an extended asshole if it got her out of her fucking village.
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Goker: Here at Goker's we are not about business. First and foremost, we are about love, passion, romance, fucking, okay? Hot fuck action at a really reasonable price.
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