South Park Quote

Kyle: [talking to Mr. Tuong, owner of City Wok and City Airlines, over phone] We need to go to Canada. As soon as possible.
Mr. Tuong: Ooh, Canada. Okay. That's pretty far. Gonna cost a rotta money. Let's see. How many people?
Kyle: Four.
Mr. Tuong: Okay. [under his breath] Four people...Canada...cost a rotta money... [normal] It's gonna be about, uh, 6,500 dorrer!
Kyle: How 'bout 50 dorrer?
Mr. Tuong: Fifty dorrer?! You fly to Canada! Cost at least three thousand dorrer!
Kyle: 55 dorrer.
Mr. Tuong: Hey stop wasting my time with fifty five dorrer. No way I take my plane to Canada for less than 1,000 dorrer!
Kyle: Okay. 60 dorrer.
Mr. Tuong: 62 dorrer.
Kyle: Okay.
Mr. Tuong: Okay, meet me Park County Airfield, Yellow Sesnut, Tail Number 432-G.
Kyle: Got it. [Both hang up phone]
Mr. Tuong: [slight pause] Heh heh heh. Never try to barter with a Chinese man!

TV Show: South Park

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