South Park Quote

[Cartmen's watch goes off]
Stan: What is that?
Cartmen: It's Christmas. We offically missed it. It's Christmas day and...I'm in Canada.
Kyle: Well yeah, but I-I got my brother back!
Cartman: Yeah, you got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents! And what did I tell you, Kyle? [takes off his mittens] I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas I was gonna whoop your ass, didn't I? [takes off his coat, bunches it up, and throws it aside]
Kyle: Dude, come on.
Cartman: Well now you're gonna get it, motherfucker! That's right, you and me, right now; we're having it out! Let's go! Come on! Come on! [Kyle lightly slaps Cartman, causing him to enter a daze; he snaps out of it and wails uncontrollably] Waaaaaahhhh! Waaaaaaahh! Mooooom! Mooooom!

TV Show: South Park

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