South Park Quote
[Kenny and Stan are trying to get their money back from seeing the Passion]
Stan: [searching the Internet] Ok, search "Mel Gibson". Mel Gibson bio, Mel Gibson news, Mel Gibson homepage! Here we go: "Welcome to 'Mel Gibson's The Passion. com! Your source for everything Mel". Pictures, philosophy, upcoming projects...dammit! No phone number! Oh wait! "For more information call our webmaster at 1800-4308" [Stan calls the number. It's Cartman's phone, which he answers]
Cartman: Mel Gibson's The Passion Fanclub.
Stan: Hi, my friend and I just went to see The Passion.
Cartman: Uh-huh, so you want to join the fan club now? Our first meeting is tomorrow at 5.30pm...
Stan: No, no, no, we want our money back!
Cartman: What?
Stan: We thought the movie sucked and we want Mel Gibson to give us back our $18! Do you know how we can get in touch with him?
Cartman: You thought it sucked!? Sir, apparently you don't understand what Mel Gibson was trying to do; he was trying to express, through cinema, the horror and filthiness of the common Jew! It has made people the world over open their eyes!
Stan: Look kid, we just thought it was a bad movie, so just tell us how we can get in touch with Mel Gibson and get our money back!
Cartman: If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir! All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu, now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time, you little wussy prick!
Stan: [furious] Hey don't take that tone with me kid, I'll kick your ass!
Cartman: Yeah, I'd like to see you try asshole, I'm like six feet tall!
Stan: I don't care, you sound like a little bitch to me!
Cartman: Bitch!? Don't call me bitch, I'll pop your fucking head open!
Stan: Yeah, you wanna
Stan: [searching the Internet] Ok, search "Mel Gibson". Mel Gibson bio, Mel Gibson news, Mel Gibson homepage! Here we go: "Welcome to 'Mel Gibson's The Passion. com! Your source for everything Mel". Pictures, philosophy, upcoming projects...dammit! No phone number! Oh wait! "For more information call our webmaster at 1800-4308" [Stan calls the number. It's Cartman's phone, which he answers]
Cartman: Mel Gibson's The Passion Fanclub.
Stan: Hi, my friend and I just went to see The Passion.
Cartman: Uh-huh, so you want to join the fan club now? Our first meeting is tomorrow at 5.30pm...
Stan: No, no, no, we want our money back!
Cartman: What?
Stan: We thought the movie sucked and we want Mel Gibson to give us back our $18! Do you know how we can get in touch with him?
Cartman: You thought it sucked!? Sir, apparently you don't understand what Mel Gibson was trying to do; he was trying to express, through cinema, the horror and filthiness of the common Jew! It has made people the world over open their eyes!
Stan: Look kid, we just thought it was a bad movie, so just tell us how we can get in touch with Mel Gibson and get our money back!
Cartman: If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir! All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu, now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time, you little wussy prick!
Stan: [furious] Hey don't take that tone with me kid, I'll kick your ass!
Cartman: Yeah, I'd like to see you try asshole, I'm like six feet tall!
Stan: I don't care, you sound like a little bitch to me!
Cartman: Bitch!? Don't call me bitch, I'll pop your fucking head open!
Stan: Yeah, you wanna
TV Show: South Park
