South Park Quote
[When the boys are talking about their superpowers]
Toolshed: What's your superpower, Mysterion?
Mysterion: I can't die!
Toolshed: Oh, yeah, good one! Mysterion can't die and Iron Maiden is indestructible--
Mysterion: No, Stan, I'm being serious. I really, really can't die!
Stan: (laughing) What?
Mysterion: Like last night in the alley! The cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place and you screamed "Oh, my God!" and you (indicates Human Kite) called him a bastard.
Human Kite: When was that?
Mysterion: All the time! I die all the time! And you assholes never remember!
Stan: I think we would remember you dying, dude.
Mysterion: Well, you don't! I die over and over! Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened.
Stan: Dude, you're freaking out Mint Berry Crunch. He's peed his pants.
Mint Berry Crunch: No, no! Mint Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants!
Mysterion: (disappointed) I knew there'd be no point in telling you guys.
Human Kite: OK, dude, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. What's the big deal? I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not being able to die.
Mysterion: (furious) Pretty cool?! Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?! To be shot, decapitated, torn apart, burnt, run over?!!
Stan: Kenny, Kenny, calm down!
Mysterion: It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It fucking hurts! And it won't go away and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and fucking remember!
(Takes a gun and shoots himself.)
Toolshed: What's your superpower, Mysterion?
Mysterion: I can't die!
Toolshed: Oh, yeah, good one! Mysterion can't die and Iron Maiden is indestructible--
Mysterion: No, Stan, I'm being serious. I really, really can't die!
Stan: (laughing) What?
Mysterion: Like last night in the alley! The cult leader stabbed me and I bled all over the place and you screamed "Oh, my God!" and you (indicates Human Kite) called him a bastard.
Human Kite: When was that?
Mysterion: All the time! I die all the time! And you assholes never remember!
Stan: I think we would remember you dying, dude.
Mysterion: Well, you don't! I die over and over! Only to wake up in my bed like nothing happened.
Stan: Dude, you're freaking out Mint Berry Crunch. He's peed his pants.
Mint Berry Crunch: No, no! Mint Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants!
Mysterion: (disappointed) I knew there'd be no point in telling you guys.
Human Kite: OK, dude, let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. What's the big deal? I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not being able to die.
Mysterion: (furious) Pretty cool?! Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?! To be shot, decapitated, torn apart, burnt, run over?!!
Stan: Kenny, Kenny, calm down!
Mysterion: It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It fucking hurts! And it won't go away and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and fucking remember!
(Takes a gun and shoots himself.)
TV Show: South Park
