Splash Quotes
Allen: Madison, if you don't open this door, I'm going to break it down! All right, that's it! [busts the door open to see Madison laying on the bathroom floor]
Allen: Why wouldn't you let me in?
Madison: I was... shy.
Allen: You were shy? After the cab, and the elevator, and on top of the refrigerator, you were shy?
Madison: I was shy.
Allen: [to himself] She was shy.
Allen: Why wouldn't you let me in?
Madison: I was... shy.
Allen: You were shy? After the cab, and the elevator, and on top of the refrigerator, you were shy?
Madison: I was shy.
Allen: [to himself] She was shy.
Movie: Splash
Mrs Stimler: Oh Mr. Bauer, you had a million messages. I wrote them down right here. You got calls from CBS, NBC, ABC, AP, UPI, Ted Turner, Time, Newsweek, Marineland, Ripley's Believe it or Not, and Mrs. Paul.
Movie: Splash
Wedding Guest: [Allen is an usher at a wedding and has recently ended a relationship] Hey, Allen!
Allen: [frustrated] She left me! She moved out and my life's a shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
Allen: [frustrated] She left me! She moved out and my life's a shambles, all right? That's the news, you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!
Movie: Splash
[Drunk, Allen is lying on the bar with his whole face in a bowl of pretzels]
Freddie: You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. [Takes a sip of wine]
Freddie: How drunk you get is caused by how much alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. Its not that you've had a lot to drink; its just you're too skinny! Bartender, more drinks here please!
Allen: [Lifting his head up; pretzels are stuck to his face] No! No, Freddie! I don't wanna get drunk!
Freddie: But you are drunk. A sober person would have reached for the pretzels.
Freddie: You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. [Takes a sip of wine]
Freddie: How drunk you get is caused by how much alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. Its not that you've had a lot to drink; its just you're too skinny! Bartender, more drinks here please!
Allen: [Lifting his head up; pretzels are stuck to his face] No! No, Freddie! I don't wanna get drunk!
Freddie: But you are drunk. A sober person would have reached for the pretzels.
Movie: Splash