Splash Quote
[Drunk, Allen is lying on the bar with his whole face in a bowl of pretzels]
Freddie: You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. [Takes a sip of wine]
Freddie: How drunk you get is caused by how much alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. Its not that you've had a lot to drink; its just you're too skinny! Bartender, more drinks here please!
Allen: [Lifting his head up; pretzels are stuck to his face] No! No, Freddie! I don't wanna get drunk!
Freddie: But you are drunk. A sober person would have reached for the pretzels.
Freddie: You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. [Takes a sip of wine]
Freddie: How drunk you get is caused by how much alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. Its not that you've had a lot to drink; its just you're too skinny! Bartender, more drinks here please!
Allen: [Lifting his head up; pretzels are stuck to his face] No! No, Freddie! I don't wanna get drunk!
Freddie: But you are drunk. A sober person would have reached for the pretzels.
Movie: Splash
