SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[Squidward sees that SpongeBob is still around, even though SpongeBob's supposed to have blown up by now]
Squidward: Why are you still here?
SpongeBob: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book with ideas. [reveals a large, thick book to Squidward] We should be able to finish by January...
Squidward: [knocking the book out of SpongeBob's hands] FORGET THE BOOK! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because YOU were supposed to EXPLODE!
SpongeBob: You want me to explode?
Squidward: YES! That's what I've been waiting for!
SpongeBob: [hesitantly] Well...okay, I'll try. [pretends to "explode"] GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!! [laughs] Now it's your turn.
Squidward: [in SpongeBob's face] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!
SpongeBob: Ooh, good one!
Squidward: NO! You're supposed to explode, into a million pieces!
SpongeBob: Why would I do that?
Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob: What pie?
Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! [points to SpongeBob's stomach] THAT PIE!
SpongeBob: [thinking] Pie...pie... Oh, you mean this pie! [holds the pie up] I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. Let's eat! Oops!
[SpongeBob starts to move forward, but then trips on a rock. The pie flies into Squidward's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb]
Squidward: Ouch...
Squidward: Why are you still here?
SpongeBob: Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book with ideas. [reveals a large, thick book to Squidward] We should be able to finish by January...
Squidward: [knocking the book out of SpongeBob's hands] FORGET THE BOOK! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because YOU were supposed to EXPLODE!
SpongeBob: You want me to explode?
Squidward: YES! That's what I've been waiting for!
SpongeBob: [hesitantly] Well...okay, I'll try. [pretends to "explode"] GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!! [laughs] Now it's your turn.
Squidward: [in SpongeBob's face] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!
SpongeBob: Ooh, good one!
Squidward: NO! You're supposed to explode, into a million pieces!
SpongeBob: Why would I do that?
Squidward: Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob: What pie?
Squidward: The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! [points to SpongeBob's stomach] THAT PIE!
SpongeBob: [thinking] Pie...pie... Oh, you mean this pie! [holds the pie up] I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. Let's eat! Oops!
[SpongeBob starts to move forward, but then trips on a rock. The pie flies into Squidward's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb]
Squidward: Ouch...
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
