SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Spongebob: Gee, Patrick sure is a heavy sleeper.
Patrick: [wakes up] D'oh! Oh! Uh! Who said that?! [Gasps] It's the "Clam Burgular", and he's got my serect box! Hand over the goods bandit, and prepare for the most unpleasent pillow fight of your life. [Pillow sounds like a gun cocking]
Spongebob: No, no wait Patrick, it's me, Spongebob!
Patrick: ...Nice try bandit. But Spongebob is my best friend, and he'd never steal from me.
Spongebob: No, Patrick! It is me, look! [pulls out the Best Friends Forever ring]
Patrick: It is you!

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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