SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
Squidward: Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: [raises hand] Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Patrick raises his hand again]
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
[Patrick puts his hand down]
Squidward: That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you! [starts laughing, then gradually stops]
Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: [raises hand] Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Patrick raises his hand again]
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
[Patrick puts his hand down]
Squidward: That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you! [starts laughing, then gradually stops]
Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
