SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Squidward: And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties...it happened.
SpongeBob: He forgot the secret sauce?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: He didn't wash his hands?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: Irregular portions?
Squidward: NO! He cut off his own hand by mistake!
SpongeBob: You mean like this? [pulls out his arm, and another one grows back] Or this? [repeats] Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this?
Squidward: Except he wasn't a sponge.
SpongeBob: So?
Squidward: SO THEY DIDN'T GROW BACK!!
SpongeBob: [he and his arms that were pulled out jump in fear]OHH NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!![arms run away]

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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