SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[Squidward answers his door to find Patrick with a mouthful of snow trying to tell him something]
Squidward: Oh. Patrick. What an unpleasant surprise.
[Patrick tries to mime what he needs to Squidward]
Squidward: [with mock enthusiasm] Oh, boy, nothing like a game of charades.
[At last Patrick regains his ability to talk properly]
Patrick: [in one breath] I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water, now I'm better.
[There is a brief moment of silence]
Squidward: [deadpan] Fascinating. [shuts the door in Patrick's face]
Patrick: [knocks on door again] Can I use your bathroom?
Squidward: Patrick, go use your own bathroom.
Patrick: I don't think I can make it, please?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Please.
Squidward: No.
Patrick: PLEASE.
Squidward: No.
Patrick: PLEASE!
Squidward: All right, make it quick.
Patrick: ...That's okay.
Squidward: Oh. Patrick. What an unpleasant surprise.
[Patrick tries to mime what he needs to Squidward]
Squidward: [with mock enthusiasm] Oh, boy, nothing like a game of charades.
[At last Patrick regains his ability to talk properly]
Patrick: [in one breath] I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water, now I'm better.
[There is a brief moment of silence]
Squidward: [deadpan] Fascinating. [shuts the door in Patrick's face]
Patrick: [knocks on door again] Can I use your bathroom?
Squidward: Patrick, go use your own bathroom.
Patrick: I don't think I can make it, please?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Please.
Squidward: No.
Patrick: PLEASE.
Squidward: No.
Patrick: PLEASE!
Squidward: All right, make it quick.
Patrick: ...That's okay.
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
