SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
[SpongeBob is putting on a puppet show through his TV unbeknownst to Squidward]
Puppet #1: Hey, where you goin'?
Puppet #2: To my job!
Puppet #1: You have a job?
Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!
Puppet #1: Say, where can I find one of these...jobs?
Puppet #2: Oh, they're everywhere. They'll even hire you if you're green and have six tentacles!
Puppet #1: Thanks! I'm gonna get one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!
Puppet #1: Hey, where you goin'?
Puppet #2: To my job!
Puppet #1: You have a job?
Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!
Puppet #1: Say, where can I find one of these...jobs?
Puppet #2: Oh, they're everywhere. They'll even hire you if you're green and have six tentacles!
Puppet #1: Thanks! I'm gonna get one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
