SpongeBob SquarePants Quote
Patrick: I want to be the mom!
SpongeBob: I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.
Patrick: You're right. if I was a mom... [the camera draws back to reveal Patrick's hairy, obese, unsightly form] ...this would be kind of shocking. [lifts his arms, revealing armpit hair] Just call me Daddy!
SpongeBob: I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.
Patrick: You're right. if I was a mom... [the camera draws back to reveal Patrick's hairy, obese, unsightly form] ...this would be kind of shocking. [lifts his arms, revealing armpit hair] Just call me Daddy!
TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants
