Spooks Quotes

[after being told he and the other light-skinned gang members are to rob a bank]

Pretty Willie: All the yellow nigga's, right?
[His anger coming to a slow boil]

Pretty Willie: Look, man, I am TIRED of that! I am not passing! I am BLACK! Do you hear me, man? Do you understand? I am BLACK! I am a NIGGA', you understand me? I was BORN Black, I -LIVE- Black, and I'm gonna die, prob'ly -BECAUSE- I'm Black, because some Cracker that -KNOWS- I'm Black, better than -YOU-, Nigga', is prob'ly gonna put a BULLET in the back of my head!

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Flip: Shut-up!

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[last lines]

Flip: I don't like dark meat.

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Phantom: What does a chicken say when it lays a square egg?

Oswald the Rabbit: I d-d-don't know.
[the Phantom slaps his face]

Oswald the Rabbit: Ouch!

Phantom: Ouch is correct.

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[McCann and Quinn stand naked in a field]

Patrick McCann: Anyone would think we were in some filthy farmer's porn video.

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Adam Carter: [about planting a bug on a subject] I have an idea, but it requires a woman who's ruthless, immoral, vicious and utterly lacking in human sympathy.

Zoe Reynolds: Who?

Adam Carter: My wife.

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Carmen Joyce: Quinn is dead?

Adam Carter: Dogfish ate half his face away. Apparently there's a lot of dogfish in the North Sea.

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Christine Dale: It nearly destroyed me. It is destroying you.

Tom Quinn: No, I'm fine... dandy... cock-a-hoop.

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Danny Hunter: [explaining his presence in an office] I haven't got the internet at home. Some nights I let myself in to use it.

Catherine Townsend: Searching for porn?

Danny Hunter: Do I look like the kind of guy who would collude in the objectification of women's bodies?

Catherine Townsend: In the sense that you look like a guy: Yes.

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Danny Hunter: Tom... Not dead, I see.

Tom Quinn: No, I'm not dead... I feel pretty dead inside, but we don't want to go there, do we?

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Danny: How can you read in the dark?

Glimpy: What'd you say?

Danny: I said how can you read in the dark?

Glimpy: I went to night school.

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Danny: How can you read in the dark?

Glimpy: What'd you say?

Danny: I said how can you read in the dark?

Glimpy: I went to night school.

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Dusty: Violence is like an A Bomb. It ripples out.

Kelly: When does it stop?

Dusty: Whadda ya mean, stop?

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Ellie Simm: What did you say you did again?

Tom Quinn: Fell on a stapler.

Ellie Simm: That's an industrial strength stapler then, isn't it?

Tom Quinn: Yeah, it's a whopper.

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Ellie Simm: You just got shot!

Tom Quinn: Well, there are perks.

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Flip: I don't like dark meat.

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Glimpy: I milked a cow once, you know it's got four faucets to it.

Danny: What for?

Glimpy: Well the first faucet's for buttermilk, the second's for bottled milk, and the third's for evaporated milk.

Danny: What's the fourth one for?

Glimpy: Come to think of it, this cow only had three faucets.

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Harry Pearce: Oh, shag.

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Harry Pearce: You know, I feel about as welcome as a fart in a Wind Machine.

Tom Quinn: Sefton B?

Patrick McCann: Aye. It would take out everything south of Bristol. Not that anyone would miss Wales.

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Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Run for your lives! Charlie's got an axe!

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Jools Siviter: The great joy of an obo post is that the Powers can't see how much you're drinking.

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Larry: How d'ya spell "fifty"?

Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.

Well-dressed woman: What did you say?

Moe: I said it's good to be alive!

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Malcolm Wynn-Jones: I have a camp bed.

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Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Would they do that?

Tom Quinn: They wouldn't want to, I know where they live.

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Muggs: I got an idea, when it's dark...

Danny: We make a break for it?

Muggs: Exactly.

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Muggs: I'm going alone.

Danny: That makes three of us going alone.

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Muggs: I'm going alone.

Danny: That makes three of us going alone.

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Oliver Mace: Ah Harry, good to see you. Do you know Jason Belling?

Harry Pearce: Only from certain tape recordings.

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Oliver Mace: The whole culture at Thames House is rotten... So we are cleaning the stables.

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Patrick McCann: A Bomb. In a Nuclear Power station.

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