Spooks Quotes
Jools Siviter: And you brought little terrier Tom along with you, what a nice surprise...
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Jools Siviter: Are we going to have to come over the river and potty-train you people?
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Jools Siviter: You boys are working late... I'm glad to see someone's running the country while the rest of us are at the opera.
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Larry: [having just hit Curly] Hey! I just saw a ghost!
Curly: Was he a fat one?
Larry: Yeah!
Curly: THAT WAS ME!
Curly: Was he a fat one?
Larry: Yeah!
Curly: THAT WAS ME!
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Larry: WAIT A MINUTE! If we're the only ones here, then who's playin' the piano?
Moe: What difference does that...?
[pauses, realizing the situation]
Moe: What difference does that...?
[pauses, realizing the situation]
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Mary Kane: That was unfortunate.
Tom Quinn: Really. Really? Well, here's something else really unfortunate, you'll be on death row by the time you give birth. We found the pregnancy kit by the way, in your rubbish. Blue. Congratulations.
Tom Quinn: Really. Really? Well, here's something else really unfortunate, you'll be on death row by the time you give birth. We found the pregnancy kit by the way, in your rubbish. Blue. Congratulations.
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Mohammed Rachid: What is it, to wear an hundred and fifty pound American trainer shoes? To put on jackets with a label from Milan in Italy? What is it to drink alco pops, to go clubbing and end up fumbling a slut of an English girl on a canal path in the dawn, your mind wrecked with pills? It is nothing but ash in the mouth, the taste of the death of the soul. For the West sells you the illusion of an earthly paradise, it has to, that is how American Jews on Wall Street make their money. But despite all the pressure of the West's gawdy promises, in your schools, on the television in the cinema, the way your British friends behave, even the advertisements in the streets, you have kept yourselves pure. You have become the West's worst fear: young people they cannot sell to, that they cannot touch. You know the way to the true paradise through a martyr's death. My young brothers, I envy you.
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Muggs: I don't like that guy's altitude, if he thinks I'm staying out here associating with the pigs and cows, he's crazy.
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Muggs: I don't like that guy's altitude, if he thinks I'm staying out here associating with the pigs and cows, he's crazy.
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Muggs: I got an idea, when it's dark...
Danny: We make a break for it?
Muggs: Exactly.
Danny: We make a break for it?
Muggs: Exactly.
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National Guard Soldier: [after being shot] Why me?
Stud Davis: Cause it's WAR, Honky!
Stud Davis: Cause it's WAR, Honky!
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Policeman: [about the boys] They may be underprivileged, but they sure ain't underdeveloped.
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Scruno: [the tobacco jar's moving] Now look Mr. tobacco jar, I don't smoke, I'm not bothering you, so you don't bother me, okay?
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Scruno: [the tobacco jar's moving] Now look Mr. tobacco jar, I don't smoke, I'm not bothering you, so you don't bother me, okay?
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Tom Quinn: I thought we were equal partners?
Christine Dale: Well, we are. Which means that you don't get to stand around and mean well, Tom. You actually have to get off your butt sometimes and do exactly what we tell you.
Christine Dale: Well, we are. Which means that you don't get to stand around and mean well, Tom. You actually have to get off your butt sometimes and do exactly what we tell you.
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Zafar Younis: Where's Jo?
Ros Myers: Death by mascara. It was horrible to watch. Ruth's agonizing over the fact that there are no more horses in modern-day warfare and Adam's on the course learning how to lift his knuckles off the ground, so you'll have to make do with me, I'm afraid.
Zafar Younis: Shouldn't you be in prison or something?
Ros Myers: This is the something.
Ros Myers: Death by mascara. It was horrible to watch. Ruth's agonizing over the fact that there are no more horses in modern-day warfare and Adam's on the course learning how to lift his knuckles off the ground, so you'll have to make do with me, I'm afraid.
Zafar Younis: Shouldn't you be in prison or something?
Ros Myers: This is the something.
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Carmen Joyce: Quinn is dead?
Adam Carter: Dogfish ate half his face away. Apparently there's a lot of dogfish in the North Sea.
Adam Carter: Dogfish ate half his face away. Apparently there's a lot of dogfish in the North Sea.
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Dan Freeman: You have just played out the American dream...and now, we're gonna turn it into a nightmare.
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Dan Freeman: [confronting members of the Cobras street gang] Shut up... and listen! The big-time, bad-ass Cobras. Pumpin' away at the Pigs from the rooftops during the riots last summer? Oh, yeah! I know what ya's into. With .22 rifles and pistols did about as much damage as a mosquito to a elephant's ass! What did you expect to hit from that range, with those weapons at night? You might as well as *thrown* the damned pieces at the Pigs! You *really* wanna mess with Whitey? I can show you how. *I* can show you how!
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Danny Hunter: Earl Grey tea bags.
Zoe Reynolds: What?
Danny Hunter: You didn't get any.
Zoe Reynolds: Why would I get *you* Earl Grey tea bags?
Danny Hunter: I like them.
Zoe Reynolds: Look, we have a flat share, okay? We are not married!
Danny Hunter: Is Earl Grey tea bags married?
Zoe Reynolds: Oh, yes!
Zoe Reynolds: What?
Danny Hunter: You didn't get any.
Zoe Reynolds: Why would I get *you* Earl Grey tea bags?
Danny Hunter: I like them.
Zoe Reynolds: Look, we have a flat share, okay? We are not married!
Danny Hunter: Is Earl Grey tea bags married?
Zoe Reynolds: Oh, yes!
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Danny: [looking at a trunk] You gonna open it?
Muggs: Maybe it's one of those Don't open 'til Christmas.
Muggs: Maybe it's one of those Don't open 'til Christmas.
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Harry Pearce: You're a little shite, Derek. Have I ever told you that?
Derek Morris: You've implied it enough times. Take a chill pill, Harry.
Derek Morris: You've implied it enough times. Take a chill pill, Harry.
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Jeff Dixon: With all those boys here it should be about as quiet as the funhouse at Cony Island.
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Jeff Dixon: With all those boys here it should be about as quiet as the funhouse at Cony Island.
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Larry: How d'ya spell fifty?
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five.
Well-dressed woman: What did you say?
Moe: I said it's good to be alive!
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