Sports Night Quote
Dan: I've been thinking a lot about soccer lately.
Casey: And?
Dan: I'm pretty much through with that.
Casey: Yeah?
Dan: Ya know, to save my life I couldn't name five teams that play in the MLS? I know there's Luxembourg.
Casey: The MLS is an American soccer league.
Dan: Luxembourg doesn't play in this league?
Casey: No.
Dan: So I don't even know Luxembourg.
Casey: [to Kim] Ow again.
Kim: Ya know, this is what you get for being a grown man who can't dress himself.
Casey: I used to have a wife for that.
Dan: I'll tell you what else. I'm starting to get a little cheesed at people telling me the reason I don't like soccer is that I don't understand it. I think I do understand it. I think I understand it just fine. I just happen to think it's a mind-numbing bore, and that any reasonable person would rather be playing it than watching it.
Casey: Well I know it doesn't match the pulse-pounding excitement of a good sailboat race.
Dan: Alright, nobody move. Name five teams that play in the MLS. And Casey says it's an American soccer league, so you can't choose Luxembourg. Go.
Natalie: Columbus Crew.
Elliot: Miami Fusion.
Natalie: New England Revolution.
Kim: Tampa Bay Mutiny.
Natalie: D.C. United.
Dave: Chicago Fire.
Natalie: Colorado Rapids.
Chris: Dallas Burn.
Natalie: Kansas City Wizards.
Will: Los Angeles Galaxy.
Natalie: And the New York/New Jersey Metro-Stars.
Dan: You all just made that up, didn't you?
Casey: You got smoked.
Casey: And?
Dan: I'm pretty much through with that.
Casey: Yeah?
Dan: Ya know, to save my life I couldn't name five teams that play in the MLS? I know there's Luxembourg.
Casey: The MLS is an American soccer league.
Dan: Luxembourg doesn't play in this league?
Casey: No.
Dan: So I don't even know Luxembourg.
Casey: [to Kim] Ow again.
Kim: Ya know, this is what you get for being a grown man who can't dress himself.
Casey: I used to have a wife for that.
Dan: I'll tell you what else. I'm starting to get a little cheesed at people telling me the reason I don't like soccer is that I don't understand it. I think I do understand it. I think I understand it just fine. I just happen to think it's a mind-numbing bore, and that any reasonable person would rather be playing it than watching it.
Casey: Well I know it doesn't match the pulse-pounding excitement of a good sailboat race.
Dan: Alright, nobody move. Name five teams that play in the MLS. And Casey says it's an American soccer league, so you can't choose Luxembourg. Go.
Natalie: Columbus Crew.
Elliot: Miami Fusion.
Natalie: New England Revolution.
Kim: Tampa Bay Mutiny.
Natalie: D.C. United.
Dave: Chicago Fire.
Natalie: Colorado Rapids.
Chris: Dallas Burn.
Natalie: Kansas City Wizards.
Will: Los Angeles Galaxy.
Natalie: And the New York/New Jersey Metro-Stars.
Dan: You all just made that up, didn't you?
Casey: You got smoked.
TV Show: Sports Night
