Squidbillies Quote
Sheriff: Howdy, y'all. Guess who I just apprehended in town. A dozen of my mama's gingerbread men shaped just like yours truly. Mmm-mmmm they're good!
Earlie Cuyler: Whup his ass.
Rusty: Uh, Look at that, boy.
Sheriff: Look at what?
Rusty: Uh, I don't know.
Earlie Cuyler: Look at this, right chere! [knocks the cookies out of the Sheriff's hands]
Sheriff: Damn... they would have to fall frosting down.
Rusty: Oh, Lord, I'm sorry, Sheriff. That was an accident.
Earlie Cuyler: Accident? Boy!
Rusty: I mean accident time on you. You fall on my fist, your face hurt! Accident to you, boy!
Earlie Cuyler: That's what I'm talkin' about. Hell, yeah! Come on now, turn it on son. Turn it on.
Rusty: Turn it on son. Turn it on!
Earlie Cuyler: No, no, no, It's already on. Okay, you got to tell him it's on!
Rusty: It is on... boy.
Earlie Cuyler: Follow with a simile. Come on.
Rusty: It's on like... uh
Earlie Cuyler: What's it on like? Preferably a rhyme.
Rusty: It's on like, like Michelle Kwan!
Earlie Cuyler: ...Oh, son.
Rusty: I'll do a tripe-axle lutz on your zambonied ice.
Sheriff: Rusty, It's on like Red Dawn or Charles Bron-son. Or hell, I'd even have accepted the movie "Tron". But Michelle Kwan? Please.
Rusty: She made sacrifices to get where she is!
Earlie Cuyler: Damn it! How many times have we watched Road
Earlie Cuyler: Whup his ass.
Rusty: Uh, Look at that, boy.
Sheriff: Look at what?
Rusty: Uh, I don't know.
Earlie Cuyler: Look at this, right chere! [knocks the cookies out of the Sheriff's hands]
Sheriff: Damn... they would have to fall frosting down.
Rusty: Oh, Lord, I'm sorry, Sheriff. That was an accident.
Earlie Cuyler: Accident? Boy!
Rusty: I mean accident time on you. You fall on my fist, your face hurt! Accident to you, boy!
Earlie Cuyler: That's what I'm talkin' about. Hell, yeah! Come on now, turn it on son. Turn it on.
Rusty: Turn it on son. Turn it on!
Earlie Cuyler: No, no, no, It's already on. Okay, you got to tell him it's on!
Rusty: It is on... boy.
Earlie Cuyler: Follow with a simile. Come on.
Rusty: It's on like... uh
Earlie Cuyler: What's it on like? Preferably a rhyme.
Rusty: It's on like, like Michelle Kwan!
Earlie Cuyler: ...Oh, son.
Rusty: I'll do a tripe-axle lutz on your zambonied ice.
Sheriff: Rusty, It's on like Red Dawn or Charles Bron-son. Or hell, I'd even have accepted the movie "Tron". But Michelle Kwan? Please.
Rusty: She made sacrifices to get where she is!
Earlie Cuyler: Damn it! How many times have we watched Road
Movie: Squidbillies
