Strongbad_email.exe - Disc Four (V) Quotes
[Strong Bad discovers Homestar wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes pants]
Strong Bad: Since you're here, let's talk about your pants... or your lack thereof, Daisy Dukes aside.
Homestar Runner: What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I wear long pants.
Strong Bad: Um, no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.
Homestar Runner: [shocked] Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!
Strong Bad: Okay, calm down. I didn't mean to...
Homestar Runner: [convulsing on Strong Bad] Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody! Longest pants! Long, long, long, long, long, long pants!
Strong Bad: Ah, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man.
Homestar Runner: [clearly upset] But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! [He leans in toward Strong Bad]
Homestar Runner: Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! [after a beat, Homestar zips away, leaving his pants behind]
Strong Bad: Since you're here, let's talk about your pants... or your lack thereof, Daisy Dukes aside.
Homestar Runner: What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I wear long pants.
Strong Bad: Um, no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.
Homestar Runner: [shocked] Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!
Strong Bad: Okay, calm down. I didn't mean to...
Homestar Runner: [convulsing on Strong Bad] Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody! Longest pants! Long, long, long, long, long, long pants!
Strong Bad: Ah, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man.
Homestar Runner: [clearly upset] But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! [He leans in toward Strong Bad]
Homestar Runner: Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! [after a beat, Homestar zips away, leaving his pants behind]
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Marzipan: Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever... [the Viruses convert Marzipan into a piece of ASCII art that makes loud, synthesized noises]
Strong Mad: I can't spell you! [Strong Mad is turned into his M-shaped yearbook picture and runs off]
Strong Mad: I can't spell you! [Strong Mad is turned into his M-shaped yearbook picture and runs off]
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Strong Sad: [rhyming] The quill! The page! Lyric! Rampage! Word up?
Marzipan: Good style there, Strong Sad! Geoff Chauncer would be would be proud.
Homsar: Caramel corn for president, please!
Marzipan: Good style there, Strong Sad! Geoff Chauncer would be would be proud.
Homsar: Caramel corn for president, please!
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Strong Bad: Hey, Bubs, read this sign for me. [He holds up a sign, which Bubs looks at]
Bubs: [reading sign] Duck A L'Orange.
Strong Bad: What! [Strong Bad looks at the sign. Sure enough, it reads, Duck A L'Orange. He then pulls out a walkie-talkie]
Strong Bad: [speaking into walkie-talkie] The Cheat, I thought I told you to make it say sbu! [the Cheat responds on his own walkie-talkie with some assorted Cheat-type noises]
Strong Bad: Oh, you really want some duck a l'orange, huh? You know we can't afford to eat like that. Aren't you a duck anyways? [the Cheat responds angrily]
Strong Bad: I don't know. You kinda remind me of a duck.
Bubs: [reading sign] Duck A L'Orange.
Strong Bad: What! [Strong Bad looks at the sign. Sure enough, it reads, Duck A L'Orange. He then pulls out a walkie-talkie]
Strong Bad: [speaking into walkie-talkie] The Cheat, I thought I told you to make it say sbu! [the Cheat responds on his own walkie-talkie with some assorted Cheat-type noises]
Strong Bad: Oh, you really want some duck a l'orange, huh? You know we can't afford to eat like that. Aren't you a duck anyways? [the Cheat responds angrily]
Strong Bad: I don't know. You kinda remind me of a duck.
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[Strong Sad is talking to Strong Mad]
Strong Sad: Oh, I disagree! I think it's more than just a matter of simple economics. In fact, I'd say... [as radio personality, the Deathly Pallor]
Strong Sad: Oh, yeah! What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, The Sturge. Don't you touch that [quickly]
Strong Sad: blabittablough!
Strong Mad: [confused] Blabittablough?
Strong Sad: Oh, I disagree! I think it's more than just a matter of simple economics. In fact, I'd say... [as radio personality, the Deathly Pallor]
Strong Sad: Oh, yeah! What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, The Sturge. Don't you touch that [quickly]
Strong Sad: blabittablough!
Strong Mad: [confused] Blabittablough?
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[Strong Bad is asked via email why the King of Town has always had a poopsmith]
Strong Bad: The King of Town's just always had a Poopsmith. Even way back when they got their start as an old syndicated newspaper comic. You know, back when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one.
Strong Bad: The King of Town's just always had a Poopsmith. Even way back when they got their start as an old syndicated newspaper comic. You know, back when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one.
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