Such Good People Quotes

Richard Nearly: [waking up surrounded by scattered cash]Jesus, what happened here? Looks like Donald Trump threw up.

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Richard Nearly: I just died and went to escrow.

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Jake Jones: The old joke: A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and asks...
Chloe Jones: Make me one with everything.
Jake Jones: Given the hotdog, he pays and says...
Chloe Jones: Where's my change?
Jake Jones: To which the vendor replies...
Chloe Jones: Change comes from within.

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Jake Jones: I can't answer your question any more than you can question my answers.

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Jake Jones: [referring to foreign orphans]And it'll mean so much to them to have house-sitters who are so handsome.
Chloe Jones: And thin.
Dr. Paige Whitehead, Ph.D.: Are you talking about orphans or dogs?
Chloe Jones: Both.

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Richard Nearly: I hate them
Alex Reardon: Aw, honey, so do I.

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Alex Reardon: What kind of people have this amount of money just lying around?
Richard Nearly: Gangsters, drug dealers, the church...

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Dr. Cooper Whitehead, Ph.D.: Excuse me, but how do you already know that anything's been taken?
Detective Diane Kershman: Just a hunch, but I'm pretty sure that the Buddha doesn't shit cash.

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Detective Diane Kershman: Some people's taste is all in their mouths.

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Richard Nearly: Okay, that's it. When Buddhists start shooting people, something is very seriously wrong.

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