Suicide Squad Quotes
Amanda Waller: It's taken me some work. But I finally have them. The worst of the worst.
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Seals' Admiral Burns: These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interest for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.
Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interest for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.
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Amanda Waller: I wanna build a team of some very bad people, who I think can do some good.
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Monster T: We finally meet.
Frost: Nah, he don't shake hands. But sit down and have a drink.
Monster T: Hey, J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money. I'm making you good money.
The Joker: Are you sweet talking me? [laughs]
The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!
Frost: Nah, he don't shake hands. But sit down and have a drink.
Monster T: Hey, J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money. I'm making you good money.
The Joker: Are you sweet talking me? [laughs]
The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!
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Dexter Tolliver: What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House and grab the President of the United States right out of the Oval Office? Who would've stopped him?
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Amanda Waller: Deadshot... shoot that woman right now!
Deadshot: She ain't do shit to me.
Amanda Waller: You're a hitman, right? I got a contract. Kill Harley Quinn. Do it for your freedom and your kid.
Deadshot: [pause]Now she dead.
Deadshot: She ain't do shit to me.
Amanda Waller: You're a hitman, right? I got a contract. Kill Harley Quinn. Do it for your freedom and your kid.
Deadshot: [pause]Now she dead.
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Amanda Waller: his is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne. And you do understand my legal exposure. If anyone knew what I procured for you...
Bruce Wayne: Listen... I can keep a secret, okay? What do you want?
Amanda Waller: People are asking questions about Midway City. The kind of people who can get the answers. And if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.
Bruce Wayne: Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
Amanda Waller: [hands him several files regarding metahumans]Why, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Just like to make friends.
Amanda Waller: There's the difference between us. You believe in friendship, I believe in leverage.
Bruce Wayne: Good night.
Amanda Waller: You look tired. You should stop working nights.
Bruce Wayne: You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you.
Bruce Wayne: Listen... I can keep a secret, okay? What do you want?
Amanda Waller: People are asking questions about Midway City. The kind of people who can get the answers. And if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.
Bruce Wayne: Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
Amanda Waller: [hands him several files regarding metahumans]Why, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Just like to make friends.
Amanda Waller: There's the difference between us. You believe in friendship, I believe in leverage.
Bruce Wayne: Good night.
Amanda Waller: You look tired. You should stop working nights.
Bruce Wayne: You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you.
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[Sees that Joker is about to drive through the railing, into the river] Harley Quinn: Puddin'. [Hysterically panicking as the car goes into to the water]
Harley Quinn: Puddin', I can't swim!
Harley Quinn: Puddin', I can't swim!
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Captain Boomerang: [to Diablo]And the kids?
Harley Quinn: He killed them. Didn't you? [pause]
Harley Quinn: Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?
Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn: What, you were just... Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang: [yelling]Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are! Except for him. [looks at Killer Croc]
Harley Quinn: He's ugly on the outside, too.
Captain Boomerang: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, you are.
Harley Quinn: He killed them. Didn't you? [pause]
Harley Quinn: Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?
Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn: What, you were just... Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang: [yelling]Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are! Except for him. [looks at Killer Croc]
Harley Quinn: He's ugly on the outside, too.
Captain Boomerang: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, you are.
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Deadshot: So that's your old lady, huh?
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, Knock this shit off.
Rick Flag: I do not think that'd be wise.
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, Knock this shit off.
Rick Flag: I do not think that'd be wise.
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Frost: You might wanna keep your mouth shut.
Griggs: Can I go, man? What the hell is going on, man? This is crazy.
The Joker: Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah-blah, blah, blah. All of that chitchat's gonna get ya hurt. [smacks Griggs' shoulders]
Griggs: Oh! My God!
The Joker: Mmm. [Joker holds out his ring and Griggs kisses it]
The Joker: I could tell you meant that.
Griggs: Yeah.
The Joker: [laughs]You're gonna be my friend.
Griggs: Can I go, man? What the hell is going on, man? This is crazy.
The Joker: Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah-blah, blah, blah. All of that chitchat's gonna get ya hurt. [smacks Griggs' shoulders]
Griggs: Oh! My God!
The Joker: Mmm. [Joker holds out his ring and Griggs kisses it]
The Joker: I could tell you meant that.
Griggs: Yeah.
The Joker: [laughs]You're gonna be my friend.
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Harley Quinn: [seeing Enchantress building her weapon]Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right?
Rick Flag: Yeah. Why?
Harley Quinn: I'm off my meds.
Rick Flag: Yeah. Why?
Harley Quinn: I'm off my meds.
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Deadshot: I don't know if they told you, but I-I'm a hitman. I'm not a fireman. I don't save people.
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Harley Quinn: What, I got a hickey or something?
The Joker: Professor, could you pick up the pace? [Harley receives text from the Joker, then moves towards his helicopter]
Deadshot: Harley!
The Joker: Hello, baby!
Amanda Waller: Kill her!
Rick Flag: Her nanite's disarmed!
The Joker: Come on, baby!
The Joker: Professor, could you pick up the pace? [Harley receives text from the Joker, then moves towards his helicopter]
Deadshot: Harley!
The Joker: Hello, baby!
Amanda Waller: Kill her!
Rick Flag: Her nanite's disarmed!
The Joker: Come on, baby!
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The Joker: Question... Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. [pause]
The Joker: Do you want this?
Harley Quinn: I do.
The Joker: Say it. [pauses]
The Joker: Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Harley Quinn: Please?
The Joker: [impressed]Aw! God, you're so... good.
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. [pause]
The Joker: Do you want this?
Harley Quinn: I do.
The Joker: Say it. [pauses]
The Joker: Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Harley Quinn: Please?
The Joker: [impressed]Aw! God, you're so... good.
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Deadshot: [after showing his marksmen skills]All right. Now you know what you're buying. Let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.
Rick Flag: Darnell's out.
Deadshot: He's out. Third, y'all gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I want her to go to college. Like Harvard. Or Yale.
Rick Flag: So Ivy League.
Deadshot: Ivy League, yeah. One them big joints, you know?
Rick Flag: Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot: And, uh, if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to white-people that thing.
Rick Flag: Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot: You know how y'all do.
Rick Flag: Oh, yeah.
Deadshot: You know, righ? Okay. Now that's my price. But I'm concerned 'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.
Rick Flag: [chuckles]You're in no position to make any demands.
Deadshot: Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss. [to Amanda]
Deadshot: That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.
Rick Flag: Darnell's out.
Deadshot: He's out. Third, y'all gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I want her to go to college. Like Harvard. Or Yale.
Rick Flag: So Ivy League.
Deadshot: Ivy League, yeah. One them big joints, you know?
Rick Flag: Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot: And, uh, if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to white-people that thing.
Rick Flag: Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot: You know how y'all do.
Rick Flag: Oh, yeah.
Deadshot: You know, righ? Okay. Now that's my price. But I'm concerned 'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.
Rick Flag: [chuckles]You're in no position to make any demands.
Deadshot: Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss. [to Amanda]
Deadshot: That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.
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[upon meeting Killer Croc for the first time] Killer Croc: Ain't you scared?
Rick Flag: Why'd they put you down here?
Killer Croc: I asked.
Rick Flag: Why'd they put you down here?
Killer Croc: I asked.
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Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell no.
Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it. 'Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist. [Killer Croc growls and starts to swing at Harley]
Diablo: Why?
Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Diablo: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.
Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell no.
Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it. 'Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist. [Killer Croc growls and starts to swing at Harley]
Diablo: Why?
Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Diablo: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.
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Amanda Waller: In a world of flying men and monsters, this is the only way to protect our country.
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The Joker: Oh, you.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you're a pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it.
The Joker: [interrupts]Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. A state of mind. I execute *my* will according to my plan. And you, Doctor... are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise... Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker: A promise-promise? [laughs]
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you're a pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it.
The Joker: [interrupts]Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. A state of mind. I execute *my* will according to my plan. And you, Doctor... are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise... Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker: A promise-promise? [laughs]
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