Suicide Squad Quotes
The Joker: [sarcastically as Harley holds a gun to his head]Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously]
The Joker: Do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you, and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs]
The Joker: Ah, if you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane. Go... away.
The Joker: Do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you, and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs]
The Joker: Ah, if you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane. Go... away.
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Harley Quinn: I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
Enchantress: I can, my dear. Anything you want.
Harley Quinn: You promise?
Enchantress: Yes, child. You need only bow and serve beneath my feet.
Harley Quinn: I like what you're sellin', lady. There's just one teeny problem. You messed with my friends!
Enchantress: I can, my dear. Anything you want.
Harley Quinn: You promise?
Enchantress: Yes, child. You need only bow and serve beneath my feet.
Harley Quinn: I like what you're sellin', lady. There's just one teeny problem. You messed with my friends!
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Killer Croc: [to GQ]I'm going with ya.
Lieutenant GQ Edwards: We got this.
Killer Croc: I'm not asking bro. [takes off Hoodie]
Killer Croc: I live underground. Y'all are just tourists.
Lieutenant GQ Edwards: We got this.
Killer Croc: I'm not asking bro. [takes off Hoodie]
Killer Croc: I live underground. Y'all are just tourists.
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[to Captain Boomerang, who has killed his own henchman] The Flash: No honor among thieves, eh?
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Harley Quinn: Japanese, female. Mid-20s, 5'5, good health, athletic. And... An only child. With deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.
Katana: [removes mask]I am not... hiding.
Harley Quinn: Now, that was gangster!
Katana: [removes mask]I am not... hiding.
Harley Quinn: Now, that was gangster!
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Deadshot: [about Amanda Waller]Damn. That is just a mean lady.
Rick Flag: Yeah. You get used to it.
Rick Flag: Yeah. You get used to it.
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Deadshot: Harley. Why don't you stop acting like a drunken stripper?
Harley Quinn: You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? 'Cause... [sniffs]
Harley Quinn: I smell a rat.
Deadshot: If they don't blow our heads off, we'll have to fight our way out of this city. I need you to play nice with the other children.
Harley Quinn: And quietly return to my cage. Sure, okay. Hey, that's okay sellout. I get it. I get it. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?
Harley Quinn: You wanna tell me what the hell is going on, then? 'Cause... [sniffs]
Harley Quinn: I smell a rat.
Deadshot: If they don't blow our heads off, we'll have to fight our way out of this city. I need you to play nice with the other children.
Harley Quinn: And quietly return to my cage. Sure, okay. Hey, that's okay sellout. I get it. I get it. I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?
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Griggs: [to Harley]My job is to keep you alive until you die. You understand that?
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Harley Quinn: I'm not much of a joiner, but... maybe we should.
Deadshot: Hey! She's trying to take over the world.
Harley Quinn: So? What's the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.
Deadshot: Hey, Harley!
Harley Quinn: [approaches Enchantress]Hey, lady? Um... I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
Deadshot: Hey! She's trying to take over the world.
Harley Quinn: So? What's the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.
Deadshot: Hey, Harley!
Harley Quinn: [approaches Enchantress]Hey, lady? Um... I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
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Rick Flag: [to Deadshot]I'm a soldier! And you're a serial killer who takes credit cards. When the shooting starts, and it will, you'll cut and run.
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Amanda Waller: Any other requests?
Harley Quinn: Oh! An espresso machine.
Killer Croc: B-E-T!
Harley Quinn: Oh! An espresso machine.
Killer Croc: B-E-T!
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Rick Flag: Whoa, wait here. Please. I don't wanna give this dude a heart attack. Okay?
Harley Quinn: Aw, he's embarrassed of us.
Deadshot: Hey Flag. This dude better cure cancer after all of this shit.
Harley Quinn: Aw, he's embarrassed of us.
Deadshot: Hey Flag. This dude better cure cancer after all of this shit.
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Killer Croc: [to everyone]Y'all don't mind, I got me a sewer to crawl back into.
Deadshot: Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.
Harley Quinn: I'm going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?
Deadshot: Your ass is not driving.
Deadshot: Yeah, and I got some business to handle back in Gotham.
Harley Quinn: I'm going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?
Deadshot: Your ass is not driving.
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Deadshot: You gonna fight with us?
Diablo: What if I lose control?
Deadshot: Then maybe we'll have a chance.
Diablo: What if I lose control?
Deadshot: Then maybe we'll have a chance.
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Batman: It's over, Deadshot. I don't want to do this in front of your daughter.
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The Joker: Where is she?
Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp terrorist on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. [pause]
Frost: So, what are we doing?
The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive. [laughs]
Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp terrorist on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. [pause]
Frost: So, what are we doing?
The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive. [laughs]
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Harley Quinn: Whee!
Griggs: Listen, you're being transferred. I don't know where you're going. It's from Mr. J. [hands Harley a phone]
Griggs: You gonna tell him I took care of you?
Harley Quinn: You're so screwed! [laughs]
Griggs: What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? [to SEAL pushing him away]
Griggs: Get off me! Get Off me! Harley, what do you mean by that? Harley!
Griggs: Listen, you're being transferred. I don't know where you're going. It's from Mr. J. [hands Harley a phone]
Griggs: You gonna tell him I took care of you?
Harley Quinn: You're so screwed! [laughs]
Griggs: What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? [to SEAL pushing him away]
Griggs: Get off me! Get Off me! Harley, what do you mean by that? Harley!
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[Upon awakening her brother, Incubus] Enchantress: Brother, I have freed you.
Incubus: Where are we?
Enchantress: The same World only much later.
Incubus: What happened?
Enchantress: The humans turned against us.
Incubus: But they worshipped us. We were gods to them.
Enchantress: Now they worship machines. So I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength. Feed on them. And wait for me to return. [Enchantress disappears]
Incubus: Where are we?
Enchantress: The same World only much later.
Incubus: What happened?
Enchantress: The humans turned against us.
Incubus: But they worshipped us. We were gods to them.
Enchantress: Now they worship machines. So I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength. Feed on them. And wait for me to return. [Enchantress disappears]
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Deadshot: Anybody who touches me is dead. Anybody who to... [screams as he is injected]
Deadshot: Lady. Hey.
Technician: Injection successful.
Deadshot: Hey. Miss? What was that?
Technician 2: Location verified. Next!
Deadshot: Oh, you deaf. You one of them deaf hoes.
Deadshot: Lady. Hey.
Technician: Injection successful.
Deadshot: Hey. Miss? What was that?
Technician 2: Location verified. Next!
Deadshot: Oh, you deaf. You one of them deaf hoes.
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Deadshot: [to Griggs]One day, somehow, some way, I'm gonna get outta here. And I'm gonna rain down on you like the Holy Ghost.
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Captain Boomerang: Hey, you were some help, Princess.
Diablo: It's better this way. Trust me.
Captain Boomerang: Oh yeah, you're the fire bloke, eh?
Diablo: Yeah, I was. Yeah.
Captain Boomerang: Right. Yeah. Hey. [pulls out and flicks a lighter]
Captain Boomerang: Well, lookie here. Whoo, it's fire! Whooooooo!
Diablo: It's better this way. Trust me.
Captain Boomerang: Oh yeah, you're the fire bloke, eh?
Diablo: Yeah, I was. Yeah.
Captain Boomerang: Right. Yeah. Hey. [pulls out and flicks a lighter]
Captain Boomerang: Well, lookie here. Whoo, it's fire! Whooooooo!
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Rick Flag: This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
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Diablo: [to Enchantress]I can't change what I did. [shouts]
Diablo: And neither can you!
Harley Quinn: He married me!
Diablo: It's not real.
Deadshot: I killed the Bat.
Diablo: Nah, homie. You don't want that.
Harley Quinn: What? I want that.
Diablo: She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!
Rick Flag: He's right. It's not real.
Diablo: And neither can you!
Harley Quinn: He married me!
Diablo: It's not real.
Deadshot: I killed the Bat.
Diablo: Nah, homie. You don't want that.
Harley Quinn: What? I want that.
Diablo: She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!
Rick Flag: He's right. It's not real.
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