That Awkward Moment Quote

Mikey: Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?
Daniel: I do, why? [Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel]
Mikey: Because I beat off with it last night.
Daniel: Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?
Mikey: I was a little drunk.
Jason
Daniel: What?
Mikey: My shit is orange. [Mikey opens towel]
Jason: Oh!
Mikey: Look at this!
Daniel: Oh my God!
Jason: Oh no!
Daniel: Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.
Mikey: Stop.
Jason: Your dick looks like a yam.
Daniel: Your dick looks like a traffic cone.
Mikey: Just stop.
Daniel: Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.
Mikey: That's fucked up.
Jason: Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.
Daniel: If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee. [Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter]
Jason
Daniel: [Both succumb to built up laughter]

Movie: That Awkward Moment

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