The 73rd Annual Academy Awards Quotes
Steve Martin: The FBI has just announced a suspect in the plot to kidnap Russell Crowe... and all I can say is, Tom Hanks, you should be ashamed of yourself.
TV Show: The 73rd Annual Academy Awards
Steve Martin: [on prepping the Best Actor category] ... a homosexual poet, a guy who talks with his volleyball, and a man who dresses up in gladiator outfits... but enough about me.
TV Show: The 73rd Annual Academy Awards