The Angry Birds Movie Quotes
Leonard: [while dancing]Oh, watch out! Shakin' my bacon!
Red: They don't have feathers? You know, they're just walking around naked, just presenting themselves, I'm looking at all their business here.
Chuck: That part about them I really admire.
Red: They don't have feathers? You know, they're just walking around naked, just presenting themselves, I'm looking at all their business here.
Chuck: That part about them I really admire.
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Leonard: You're wrecking my house! What's wrong with you?
Red: You wrecked my house!
Leonard: Your house was ugly!
Red: Well now we're even.
Red: You wrecked my house!
Leonard: Your house was ugly!
Red: Well now we're even.
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Matilda: This little piggy popped! This little piggy exploded. And this little piggy cried wee, wee, I want my mama!
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Chuck: Matilda we need your help! The pigs are stealing our eggs!
Matilda: What?
Matilda: What?
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Stella: Hi, Red. It's good to see you!
Red: I wish I could say the same.
Red: I wish I could say the same.
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Eva: Your Honor, our family has always practiced natural child-hatch; the risks of having a scrambled infant are too great. There was going to be music, the nest was going to be full with beautiful, fresh-cut flowers, and the first two faces he was going to see were the loving faces of his mother and his father. [Edward sheds a tear falls onto their hatchling]
Eva: We can never get that moment back.
Red: Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw. I mean, what are we talking about here? He probably doesn't even remember me! [Red walks over to the family, then the hatchling excitedly exclaims]
Hatchling: Daddy!
Eva: We can never get that moment back.
Red: Ma'am, I never wanted my face to be the first face your baby saw. I mean, what are we talking about here? He probably doesn't even remember me! [Red walks over to the family, then the hatchling excitedly exclaims]
Hatchling: Daddy!
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Judge Peckinpah: Mr. Red, when you moved your house outside of our village, did you notice that nobody tried to stop you? Birds the may smile at you on the street, but that doesn't mean they like you.
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Red: Um excuse me boring hippie lady? Looks like the explodey guy's gonna puke.
Matilda: And have you done this before?
Red: Uh yes i have but not usually not for free.
Matilda: And have you done this before?
Red: Uh yes i have but not usually not for free.
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Bomb: I don't know what happened. I was doing the poses i was feeling all zen Matilda was digging it then i lost my grip on it. Let it slipped and it just squeaked out.
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Judge Peckinpah: Welcome to Bird Island! Welcome to our new friends the Pigs. Let us have a celebration!
Leonard: Put it there!
Cyrus: Wellcome. Oh sorry!
Leonard: And a hoof to a wing.
Leonard: Put it there!
Cyrus: Wellcome. Oh sorry!
Leonard: And a hoof to a wing.
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Leonard: Citizens of Pig Island. If you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood please capture them.
Pig: What did he say?
Leonard: There's been a change of plans. We will eat the eggs for lunch.
Stella: Did he say eat the eggs?
Pig: What did he say?
Leonard: There's been a change of plans. We will eat the eggs for lunch.
Stella: Did he say eat the eggs?
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Leonard: Hey Judge you're under arrest!
Judge Peckinpah: What?
Leonard: For looking too good!
Judge Peckinpah: What?
Leonard: For looking too good!
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Red: [after watching The Mighty Eagle pee in The Lake of Wisdom]Not so much The Lake of Wisdom. It's more like The Lake of Whiz.
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[from trailer] Red: [He runs to Timothy's house for a birthday party, dressed in a crazy clown outfit]Ta-da!
Timothy: [screams]
Red: No, no, no, no, no! [sings]
Red: Happy hatch day to you. Happy hatch day, dear [he looks at the piece of paper with the kid's name on it]
Red: Timothy wheat allergy, doesn't like clowns. [to himself]
Red: Oh, boy.
Timothy: [sniffles]
Red: [continues to finish the song]Happy hatch day to you!
Timothy: [screams]
Timothy: [screams]
Red: No, no, no, no, no! [sings]
Red: Happy hatch day to you. Happy hatch day, dear [he looks at the piece of paper with the kid's name on it]
Red: Timothy wheat allergy, doesn't like clowns. [to himself]
Red: Oh, boy.
Timothy: [sniffles]
Red: [continues to finish the song]Happy hatch day to you!
Timothy: [screams]
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[from trailer] Judge Peckinpah: There seem to be a recurring issue here! Anger.
Red: don't think I have an anger issue, I think you got an anger issue. Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody? [he suddenly takes the robe off of to reveal Judge Peckinpah standing on top of Cyrus to appear tall]
Red: Voila! [there's an audible gasp from the crowd watching]
Cyrus: Achoo! [Judge Peckinpah falls down]
Mime: Oh, my God!
Red: don't think I have an anger issue, I think you got an anger issue. Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody? [he suddenly takes the robe off of to reveal Judge Peckinpah standing on top of Cyrus to appear tall]
Red: Voila! [there's an audible gasp from the crowd watching]
Cyrus: Achoo! [Judge Peckinpah falls down]
Mime: Oh, my God!
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